Insult to injury

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years left me for a guy whose favorite color is camouflage. FML
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FlipTaco 0

Probably not. His favorite instrument is probably the radio.

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Horney4her69 0

yeah, there must be more to this story??

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FlipTaco 0

Probably not. His favorite instrument is probably the radio.

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andrewsm24 0

OP never said that was the reason...are you all retarded? he's just stating the fact that she left him for some idiot who thinks camo is the best color.

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RedBaron 0

She just wants a guy with a huge "truck". Your dinky little subcompact just wasn't doing it for her

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snickerfudles 0

wow ydi for having an idiotic ex

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sc95060sc 0

thank u Andrew!!! everyone on here is sooo dumb.

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ItsGottaBeJello 0

He also goes commando just like your ex

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dude247 0

what's wrong with camo? the OP's favorite color is probably like pink

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relyo 0

Let her go. It sounds like he could kick your ass.

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schnitzel5 0

oh yeah you have a subcompact that's good reason, and I'm not talking about your car :)

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haralynn 0

hehehe sorry but thats kinda funny in a sad kinda way

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Yooh_Plus_Meh 0

Maybe Mayonnaise is his favorite instrument. And no, mayonnaise is not an instrument.

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666metalupyours 0

Camouflage? She obviously left you for a NINJA!

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joeb95 0

YDI because your favorite color isn't camoflauge

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ThatOneDouchebag 0

18 ftw. woot.

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Ohlookabird 0

no, Patrick. Mayonaise is not an instrument. neither is horse radish.

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RKftw 0

103... really? someone still in the closet?

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dbergs2009 0

wat can you say to that. ladies love army men and country boys!

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beastlypoo 0

you destroyed fliptacos comment mayonaise lover

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day2093 0

this is so random n I'm pretty sure ur not telling the whole story. why did she leave you. really?

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thundercats29 0

Dude, you got dumped for a guy who doesen't understand the concept of colors in relation to patterns. And he's obviously a war supporting Super-Republican type guy. No offense to serious conservatives, but enough with the, "I love war! Abortions SUCK! let's go shoot some gay deer!" Attitude.

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FlipTaco 0

@210 It isn't like this is some sort of comment war, I made a joke then he made a joke. It's more collaborative than anything :) Btw, do instruments of torture count?

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reyemrein 0

@ 103: Nothing is wrong with camo, but it can't be someones favorite color because it is several colors in a pattern. Saying camo is my favorite color is like saying your favorite state is the east coast.

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yoourface 0

his other fave colour must be ginger. hahaha

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vballerlover07 0

haha 267: "numnuts" haha..

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mlipro 0

my favourite colour is striped. No I didn't spell colour wrong, I'm Canadian.

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Tenebrae 0

My favourite colour is the white light spectrum.

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sexybeastwon 0

red neck alert

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Lordlucian 0

Why r the choices here FYL and Good job? isn't usually FYL and YDI?

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22cute 17

Maybe it's about more than style...or even more than looks?

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sugarbabyxoxo 2

harsh that's probably not all it. maybe she was just looking for an excuse... even so.. it's still harsh.

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jasonsaied 1

ur a dumb shit she didn't dump him BECAUSE the guy likes camoflauge, he's just saying the guy's a loser

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The__Redneck 7

And if he thinks liking camoflauge makes you a loser, no wonder she dumped him. Boy needs to man up.

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ILIEKGIRLS 5

Just FYI: Camouflage isn't a color. It's a pattern.

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KingZaneXII 6

What OP probably means is that this guy is either right-wing nutcase or an army nutcase. Your garden variety nutcases, ladies and gentlemen.

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iamchuck 0

Transluscent is nice also.

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Pearljammer001 0

plaid :) but who really cares?

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afatmonkey 0

my favorite color is a teletubby vanguard shooting acid rainbows out of the Penguin's umbrella.

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chocobunnyyumyum 0

has anyone ever gotten a really weird named crayon? i have... seaweed green and nacaroni yellow... :P

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dfarrey 0

I've had a Saturn Green crayon. Last time I checked, Saturn wasn't green...

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chocobunnyyumyum 0

@dfarrey wooow... whoever made those crayons isn't smart... :P

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deathartisan 0

today my gf left me because I ind camoflauge a stupid color- FML. suck it up and ask her why. technically any color can be used as camoflauge.

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bamagirl850 7

The point is camouflage isn't a color. It's a pattern.

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rachel7482 0

why r y'all all talking about your favorite colors that's not wut the fml is about! mine is turqouis :p

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CyrusTheBlue 0

Camouflage isn't even a color. Your ex is missing a few screws and so is her new boyfriend. FYL

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nickforthewin 0

OP never said she left BECAUSE he liked camo

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FernandoTorres_fml 0

Hahaha, too true. Camouflage is a number of colours. Oh well, looks like the OP got dumped for a retard. Same old story.

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FernandoTorres_fml 0

I love you, snickerdoodles. And nice new picture :)

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mikeyl 0

It doesn't have to be a color. Lol. The rest of use rednecks like it too. Stop hatin, Lady's Love Country Boys.

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sammy_kayy 0

wow, those of u who say the new BF is stupid for loving camo... ya ur idiots.

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bamagirl850 7

292- He's not stupid for liking camo. He's stupid for thinking it's a color. It's not. It is a pattern.

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