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Sleep with her mom.
He already slept with his cousin. This OP posted elsewhere and mentioned that as the reason his gf left him after 3 years.
Have her pack her shit and get her all excited, then take someone else and call her from the vacation spot asking her why she's missing all the fun.
At least she didn't tell you after!
F that. Take one of your buddies with u and get some ladies together. Then send a pick to that old thing of what a great time your having without her. If you take your girl on the trip you have downs....
Can you find another girl or buddy for that matter who is willing to go? Anything will be better than taking her.
**** that take a friend if it's a holiday that you can party on take a dude and just hook up with some girls on the trip if it's romantic I'm sure you can find another girl but she might think your made out of money if you take her on a expensive trip right after you hook up
take her best friend and grunge **** her like there's no tomorrow then send the ***** pics
Just say no unless she paid for hers
Wow, you should still take her as a way of saying "you had a nice 3 years and hoped it could have lasted longer."
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F that. Take someone else.
Wow, of course she is trying to cash out on something. No bf and a free trip to flirt with people. Don't take her. She isn't worth the trouble and the pain you will feel during the trip.