Miscellaneous: From bad to worse

From bad to worse

By Anonymous - 15/08/2013 19:04 - New Zealand - Dunedin

Today, I had an awful day and angrily threw a glass at the wall. Needless to say, I didn't feel like cleaning it up, and I took a nap, intending to do it later. I thought I would remember the bits of glass everywhere when I woke up. I didn't, but my feet soon did. FML

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By charapos - 06/02/2022 12:00

Today, I woke myself up by slamming my ankle into a glass bottle. FML

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By Sadasian - 14/08/2009 06:19 - United States

Today, my mom and dad were arguing. It started getting really heated, so I tried to go break it up. But within a couple of minutes, my mom wanted to make a statement by throwing a plate to the ground, forgetting I was beside her. I now have a throbbing foot with shards of glass in it. FML

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By Caution - 02/10/2018 22:00

Today, at a house party someone smashed and spilled their drink. In my own drunken state, I decided to get the mop as someone might fall. I then fell over it and ended up with glass in my side. FML

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By flipflap - 14/06/2015 06:35

Today, I tried to get a piece of glass out of my big toe. After an hour of poking and prodding, I finally got it out only for it to fall on the floor where I couldn't find it. Not five minutes later, I stepped on it again. FML

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Not my day, is it?

By ouch. - 10/12/2018 09:30 - United States - Stamford

Today, I was washing the dishes when I gave myself a nasty gash on my leg from the open dishwasher door. After five minutes of cleaning up the blood and wrapping it up, I came back to finish the job only to drop a plate and send broken shards into my foot. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2023 18:00 - Spain - Madrid

Today, I woke up earlier to food prep for lunch later. Just as I was preparing the ingredients, I dropped a thick glass saucer on the kitchen counter and it shattered like a hail storm - everywhere in the kitchen. I ended up spending more time cleaning it out and obviously logged in to work later than usual. FML

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You deserved it 123

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2020 23:00

Today, I accidentally broke a vase. When I was clearing it up, I used my bare hand to sweep up the shards without thinking. I'm still fishing pieces of broken glass out of my hand. FML

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You deserved it 2 049

By BoomHeadshot - 02/05/2012 02:27 - Australia

Today, I was trying to sneak home from a party. Instead, I head-butted a glass door and woke my mother up. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2016 15:30 - Canada - Saint John

Today, I fell down the stairs while holding some dirty glasses from my room. I ended up pulling pieces of glass from my body. Meanwhile all my mom cares about is the fact that I broke three of her favorite glasses. FML

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By Megan Snair - 01/09/2019 04:01

Today, my cat threw up on the floor while I was taking a nap. I woke up, still groggy from the nap, and walked over to the bathroom. Not only did I slip on the vomit, spreading it all over the floor and myself, I think I somehow broke a toe in the process. FML

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WinkleBottom 13

Friday 16 August 2013 3:24

Deserved it, you did.

cmayer 20

Friday 16 August 2013 3:24

You might need to look into anger management if you throw things bc you had a bad day..

Comments

thatgirlincali 13

Friday 16 August 2013 7:05

I think there's only one time nobody should procrastinate and that's picking up broken glass.

thatgirlincali 13

Friday 16 August 2013 7:42

Procrastinate at*

kwyk 23

Friday 16 August 2013 7:55

What about putting out that little fire in the kitchen? "Meh, I'll do it tomorrow."

thatgirlincali 13

Friday 16 August 2013 8:40

Okay, I think there's a few things you should never procrastinate at, and this is one of them. Better?

kwyk 23

Friday 16 August 2013 7:49

Chances are you will keep discovering more pieces with your feet for the next few weeks... glass goes everywhere when it smashes.

moles 3

Friday 16 August 2013 8:24

You're too articulate to come from Gore, which would explain a lot :)

Obey_StudBoii 23

Friday 16 August 2013 9:22

Looks like you need Anger Management. No one throws a glass at the wall cause they had a bad day. Just buy a punching bag.

trollololulz 2

Friday 16 August 2013 9:22

OP needs to smoke a joint and chill the **** out. breaking a glass? now they don't have a complete set...fyl ydi

Jenn2021 8

Friday 16 August 2013 9:26

There are so many more constructive things to do with anger.

streetracerVC 9

Friday 16 August 2013 9:59

Did you throw another glass from pure anger?

DKjazz 20

Friday 16 August 2013 10:00

Does a liver count as property?

mrd97 10

Friday 16 August 2013 11:27

Why on earth would you throw glass when angry? You never throw glass. Maybe next time you could always venting your feelings to someone, or maybe try screaming into a pillow? Sorry, but YDI for being lazy and not cleaning up the glass.