Frustrated

By skipper - 12/02/2009 17:25 - United States

Spicy
Today, I listened to my roommate having sex from 3 a.m. until 6 a.m. When I looked over at my girlfriend, who must have thought I was sleeping, I noticed she was masturbating. FML
I agree, your life sucks 47 814
You deserved it 12 091

Same thing different taste

Top comments

FunWriter20 0

Lol, I hope you helped her out.

MCart_fml 0

Seriously, why be the only one not getting off? Sleep is for the weak.

Comments

YOU IDIOT. You shouldve joined her it was the perfect time you stupid ******* dumbass.

i would've woken her up if i thought someone was asleep.

wait, wait, wait...your roommate had sex for 3 hours?? and you just listened?!

skrew half of these guys,, it must suck to see you girlfriend ********** to your best friend

Dude at least u got some ****** action I mean like wut was her reaction when she saw you couldn't of been THAT bad.

my_haylie_baby 0

Love it!!! hahahahahahaha!!!!!!

Ya I have to admit that it like going forgold right there. not a FML but you do need to satisfy your woman now.

maybe your gay cause that should have turned you on