Frustrated

By skipper - 12/02/2009 17:25 - United States

Spicy
Today, I listened to my roommate having sex from 3 a.m. until 6 a.m. When I looked over at my girlfriend, who must have thought I was sleeping, I noticed she was masturbating. FML
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FunWriter20 0

Lol, I hope you helped her out.

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MCart_fml 0

Seriously, why be the only one not getting off? Sleep is for the weak.

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Jbomb01 0

I'd give your roommate a medal that's incredible amount of sex, and I'd watch your girlfriend.

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jsmith1199 0

thats awesome.. dont complain.. its not like anyone else saw her or she was doing it for them to see.. go help her out

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Laeif 0

roommate's got some decent stamina

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babygirl69_fml 0

dude, he can last forever. if i was your girl i woulda wanted your help, or moved to your room mate. he can please girls for the both of you.

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jsmith1199 0

#80 you're obviously a ****. it was even more obvious when i noticed your username ends in a 69. its people like you who should just stfu crawl in a hole and die

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MCart_fml 0

Wow 81, that was pretty rude and uncalled for.

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jsmith1199 0

#82 but its ok for #80 to think his girlfriend should go **** his room mate? no.. i think what i said was much nicer than what she deserved.

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ohhhiiii 0

i dont get why this is a **** my life

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deadlycandii 0

n y is tis bad?

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