Frustrated

By skipper - 12/02/2009 17:25 - United States

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Today, I listened to my roommate having sex from 3 a.m. until 6 a.m. When I looked over at my girlfriend, who must have thought I was sleeping, I noticed she was masturbating. FML
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FunWriter20 0

Lol, I hope you helped her out.

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MCart_fml 0

Seriously, why be the only one not getting off? Sleep is for the weak.

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10_4Franky 0

"Mouse a click" is genius.

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OddLittleThing 0

Your girlfriend's fml moment would be this: sleeping over at my boyfriend's I got woken up by his roommate having sex. getting turned on I decided to **********.. my boyfriend eventually wakes up but instead of helping, he texts this story to fml. fml

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A_Day_Wasted 0

I was laying with my boyfriend, after waking up I realize he was masturbating. I got mad but at least he let me finish him.

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CableX17 0

roommate also referres to two people who share an appartment or something. it's become a very generalized term

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CableX17 0

I totally thought that was gonna happen! lol

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aaliyahsagirah 5

I agree, the only way this is an FML is if after you noticed, you attemtped to get down and dirty with her and she declined... now THAT would be a **** your life moment

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HuiYaMing 0

how can your life suck? re-think this.....

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22cute 17

how is this bad? Join in or enjoy the show. Masterbatimg is good for the sex drive.

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