Intimacy: Frustrating

Frustrating

By Noname - 17/01/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, all I wanted was stress-relief sex with the guy I sleep with. Instead, I was so exhausted from my day that he thought I wasn't into it and ended up just talking to me about what we're going to do after college. Trading a booty call for a meaningful and heartfelt discussion. FML

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You deserved it 39 436

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By Nothing for me? - 09/02/2023 00:00

Today, after realizing just how stressful my week is going to be, I gave my girlfriend a massage, hoping for some stress relieving sex. I rubbed her for 30 minutes, then she said that she didn't feel "connected" with me and went to sleep. Isn't the point of sex to connect? FML

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You deserved it 1 551

Sexy talk

By dtmfa - 31/10/2009 04:31 - United States

Today, I spent the night with my guy, who I hadn't seen in ages. In the middle of sex, he answered his phone, told me to be quiet, talked to the girl on the other end about how boring his day was, then left the room to finish talking to her. When he came back, he asked if I felt like swallowing. FML

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You deserved it 4 978

Gimme the D

By Anonymous - 07/02/2024 11:00 - United States - Citrus Heights

Today, I wanted to have sex with my boyfriend, but he kept falling asleep while I was giving him a handjob. Ugh, no sex. FML

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You deserved it 260

By stupidboys - 06/09/2011 16:42 - United States

Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend after helping him study for his ACT, giving him a back rub, and having really awesome sex with him. His reason for dumping me? He's too stressed out to have a girlfriend right now. FML

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You deserved it 4 632

By Anonymous - 18/04/2011 03:12 - United States

Today, I was finally having sex with the man of my dreams, and then he fell asleep on top of me. FML

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You deserved it 8 230

Bragging

By lastalittlelonger - 05/12/2009 09:07 - United States

Today, I received a text from my boyfriend telling me how much I wore him out the night before, from all the sex we were having. We had sex for two minutes. FML

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You deserved it 3 173

By jealousgirl - 16/07/2015 21:00 - United Kingdom

Today, after having to spend over an hour yesterday giving the man I'm in love with advice on how to impress his date yesterday evening, I got to spend another hour listening to how great their sex was last night. FML

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You deserved it 8 123

By Grace - 17/10/2018 03:00

Today, I drove over 3 hours to hook up with a guy I've been talking to for a couple of months. When we start having sex, he lasted less than a minute, and then couldn't get it up again afterwards. I slept uncomfortably the entire night on his twin bed while he snored. FML

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You deserved it 1 375

By booboo300 - 29/04/2019 00:00

Today, I was supposed to have sex with my ex after he’d been out of town for a week. After a lot of build up and sexting last night, I woke up sick and he hurt his leg. It’s like our bodies are telling us not to sleep together. FML

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You deserved it 2 419

Admit it

By Rick - 02/10/2023 08:00

Today, I went to my colleague’s apartment so we could talk about a project for work over dinner. One thing led to another and the sexual tension we couldn’t unleash at work for months got to the best of us. It was the best sex I ever had and I want to come back for more. I just wish I didn’t have a wife at home. FML

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You deserved it 1 274

maiden_girl 5

Sunday 15 February 2009 13:07

Wow. It seems like you have a keeper. When you're a your lowest... he didn't want to seem like he was taking advantage of you. That's sweet.

ChaosChild 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 19:31

Really I think the heartfelt meaningful conversation would be much better than sex. heaven forbid the person you wanted to simply use actually give a crap about your well being.

Comments

actionafternoon 0

Monday 23 March 2009 5:18

someone gives a shit about you? FYL! ... shut up, are you serious?

ShadowlessSpear 21

Sunday 21 September 2014 5:28

The fml is that she wanted sex but had a long talk instead.

xobabygurlx23 2

Monday 23 March 2009 19:03

LMAO , the same thing happened to me last night. We ended up watching a movie.

XxBellaxX 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 1:04

wow a girl having a **** budy? ****? youre totally gonna get a disease maybe this guy being sweet is a sign you should slow down and take relationsihps and sex more seriously

genius_man16 0

Monday 22 June 2009 22:32

and the guy isn't a ***** why? oh that's right, because guys can sleep with however many girls they want and be okay but when a girl does the same it's wrong. **** your goddamn double standards

Sycops 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 18:58

I like how the user calling this girl a ***** has a GIRL'S name...and the one yelling sexist pig has a GUY'S name.

Dillon13 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 9:58

LMFAO You're right! Though members of each sex bitch WAY too much about double standards... "She has boobs, that's the only reason she got a job!" "He has a penis, that's why you hired HIM over ME!" "OH NO, someone called me a ****! DOUBLE STANDARD" Blah blah blah, bitch bitch bitch. STFU AND GET OVER IT.

goq0123 6

Thursday 2 August 2012 23:35

A **** because she's a girl with a **** buddy? So its okay if guys have fick buddies? What,did you think that All guys are **** buddies with other guys? Its a two way street,dumb shit. Even if you disagree with her lifestyle,it's her body,her property,she can do as she pleases.

PinkNekoLelu 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 3:09

You're a bitch. Get a vibrator it won't give a shit about you and you'll cum. :D

ExtraBaggage 0

Friday 27 March 2009 19:14

Ouch. I'm sorry but I wouldn't use anyone for sex. :(

TheMikh28 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 7:15

How shallow are you?

spazzmckiwi 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 22:55

1) I don't see the FML in this case, seems to me like you ended up getting something more than you asked for. 2) Just touch it, he'll get the idea.

suckstobeyou3 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 2:23

jesus, how did this get posted? some shallow ***** complaining about how they had a deep, meaningful conversation that could actually benefit them instead of getting laid? sounds like a good deal to me.