**** off!

By my back hurts - 04/09/2013 05:25 - Australia - Campbelltown

Today, I spent a large portion of the afternoon playing hide and seek with the door-to-door salesman who saw me sneak in the back door and won't stop knocking. No amount of hiding behind the couch will make him go away. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Unless he's selling Cheetos, you might as well punch him in the face.

Why do you need to hide? You both know you're in the house, and it's his time he's wasting if he keeps knocking. Just go about doing what you'd normally do and he'll get bored. You do realise it's not some kind of wacky scenario where you opening the door to him is inevitable, right?

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Punch him in the ******* face and say you don't want his damn products!

nurchok 15

Open the door, say "I'm not interested," and shut the door. You only feel bad the first couple times...

You could have just answered and said you weren't interested (or at least called the cops for trespassing)

Man the **** up and go tell him to get lost. He's on private property and he's harassing you.

Tell him to f*ck off or you'll call the cops.

Taytayhouser 13

One question, do you have a gun in the house?

This is when you pull out a bible, start burning it, and pray for forgiveness later if you are so inclined. Thought I'm sure Jesus and them would understand.

Just answer the door and say you are not interested then slam the door shut

Stop hiding and just tell him to **** off and get off your property!