Cats, Religion and Animals: Fundies

Fundies

By CatOwner - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my father spent half an hour trying to convert my cat to Christianity. He has already done this with my other two cats. He's completely serious and thinks they are born-again Christians. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 267

You deserved it 3 383

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Quick learner

By BubbaCat - 24/04/2023 10:00

Today, I've been babysitting a 4 month-old for two days. This has made a great impression on my cat, because now I can't sit down without him jumping up and licking my face until I pat his butt and rock him like the baby. FML

I agree, your life sucks 631

You deserved it 204

By bbbeast - 28/07/2009 02:42 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad asked me if I'd started smoking, I gave him a big speech about how I never have and never will. Two hours later, he found my stash of cigarettes under my bed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 983

You deserved it 136 268

Self defence

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went to my grandmother's house to pick up her cat to take him to the vet. She forgot who I was and sprayed me in the face with pepper spray. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 117

You deserved it 2 483

What's your resolutions?

By why? - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Hackensack

Today, my dad has decided to that as a New Year's resolution, he's going to strive to wear pants less often. It's only been an hour and I can already tell it's going to be a long year. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 341

You deserved it 2 493

Mystery

By Waheyyy - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I was arguing with my dad. I called him a geriatric fool. He replied with, "Well at least I know who my biological father is." I have no idea if he's joking. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 610

You deserved it 8 245

Caught off guard

By dooommage - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff - France

Today, I was teasing my cat with a piece of string when suddenly my phone rang. I answered it with one hand and put the string down with the other onto my lap. The beast seized the opportunity to spring, claws out, onto my privates. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 386

You deserved it 15 362

Caturday surprise!

By Cats...FML - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, it's my sister's birthday. My parents got her a cat. I have serious allergies when it comes to cats. When I brought this issue up with my parents, they replied, "This day is not about you, it's about your sister." I can feel my throat tightening already. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 610

You deserved it 3 424

By confsused - 16/12/2013 17:49 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I found out that my dad is actually my uncle, and vice-versa. FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 952

You deserved it 3 378

Sneaky

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Canada - Owen Sound

Today, I caught my dad sneaking a drink of whiskey outside, shortly before my wedding. I asked if he was seriously getting drunk at a time like this. He looked at me and scoffed, "It's the only way I'm gonna get through this stupid shit." FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 007

You deserved it 5 094

Miracles

By smyp - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Lithuania

Today, my wife and I decided to celebrate Christmas Eve with her side of the family. When we arrived at her parents' house, I heard her mother say that Christmas miracles don't exist since my wife brought me along. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 760

You deserved it 1 688

pwincessa23 1

Tuesday 12 July 2011 8:58

hahaha wtf?! this is hilarious though! I'd probably play along or tell him they're Jewish or something.

MrFlintstone 5

Tuesday 12 July 2011 9:04

ops dad: I comand u to believe cat: meow?!?! ops dad: believe or you'll be damned cat: meow!!! (running away) ops dad: you can't run from god!!!!!!!!!

Comments

klilianac 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 11:19

careful your dad doesn't give your cats the blood of Christ

ArabFML 3

Tuesday 12 July 2011 11:21

It's called freedom of religion. I can witness and share the Gospel to anyone I wish, for that is what Jesus told us to do, share the Gospel with those who have not heard it. He is not "imposing" his religion on anyone, even though doing that to a cat is a little strange..

Auntie_Christ 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 11:32

I totally agree! After two thousand years, pretty much everyone has heard it and most all of those who would buy it already have, so Dad was left with two choices: 1. Shut the **** up already, or 2. Witness to smaller, helpless creatures who are unable to make their own choices. Wait a minute! It just dawned on me that he actually has a third choice! 3. Become a Sunday school teacher!

Epsilonyx 15

Tuesday 12 July 2011 11:28

"QUICK! An FML on the topic of Christianity! Hurry and be rude and bash their beliefs!"

maseybear_RAWR 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 11:43

those poor cats!!! i'm so sorry!!

switchgurl20 17

Tuesday 12 July 2011 11:53

lol i did this to my dogs when i was 7 years. basically copying what i was seeing but it really makes no sense to me now as an adult. At least he wants to see his cats in heaven. I'd be worried if he tried to convert the cats but not his human immediate family.