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By Kreen - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff

Today, I realized that mixing alcohol with my medication causes me to lose my memory. I went to see my favorite band in concert last night and I can't remember a single song they played. FML

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By anonymous - 11/08/2010 19:19 - Canada

Today, after saving up my money for weeks, I went to see my favorite artist in concert with my friends. Two songs in, I passed out, hit my head, and had to have someone drive me home. FML

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By JustSayNo - 11/08/2013 23:23 - United Kingdom - Guildford

Today, I found out why my doctor told me not to mix pain killers with alcohol when I was told that last night I tried to convince a group of teenage tourists that I was one of the nitwits from One Direction, and then got miffed when they laughed at me. FML

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By Meg93 - 26/06/2019 23:00

Today, I went to a concert for the first time in 5 years. I got all dressed up and even ended up hanging out with the band. The night came to a screeching halt when I got a migraine and ended up in the ER vomiting non-stop. I was in the hospital all night. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2022 01:30 - United States

Today, my bandmates showed up to our gig drunk. Our drummer kept losing the rhythm and the lead guitarist was more concerned about staying drunk than playing the right notes. In the middle of a song, they both gave up, put down their instruments, and kept sipping a beer, while at least cheering me on while I finished it. FML

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By louie - 31/01/2012 20:17 - United States

Today, I went to see a doctor about some of the memory problems I've been having. After the appointment, I could barely remember a thing he told me. FML

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Today, my roommates told me about all the stupid and embarrassing things I did last night, none of which I remember. Drunk out of my mind? No, I just tried a new sleeping pill after weeks of insomnia. I still barely slept. FML

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By Morrissey - 06/04/2025 03:00 - United States

Today, I was at a friend's birthday party in a packed karaoke bar/restaurant and I drunkenly agreed to sing. I picked a song I thought I knew by heart, only to realize halfway through that the lyrics on the screen were not at all what I thought they were. My brain went for a smoke break or something, and I turned into a rambling mess. The crowd actually booed. FML

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By bandfuckup - 13/03/2017 00:00

Today, my band was playing its first serious gig. I was in the middle of a solo when a drunk guy tackled me, causing me to crash into the drums, breaking them and my guitar, hitting our drummer, knocking him out. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2023 02:00

Today, my brain seemingly went on vacation and I forgot the lyrics to a song I was performing in front of a live audience, so I ended up ad-libbing a bunch of garbage. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2017 20:00

Today, the water was shut off, so I had to wash down my anti convulsants, anti depressants and sleep aids with an old, flat, non-alcoholic beer from the night before. I don't think I've ever had a more mentally dysfunctional cocktail. FML

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Thursday 2 February 2012 12:07

Well it's pretty obvious alcohol and medication don't mix! It probably said it on the information on the medications package. You fully deserve it

MaceFaceLOL 8

Thursday 2 February 2012 12:10

Do they not say on the prescription not to drink with alchohol..Learn to ready buddy...YDI

Comments

tony23h 7

Thursday 2 February 2012 15:19

Not so bad yet, you seems to remember that you went to a concert.

perdix 29

Thursday 2 February 2012 15:21

How do you know for sure that you even went to a concert?

wheel_man07 0

Thursday 2 February 2012 15:23

They should put s9me kind of warning about that on the pill bottles..oh wait, THEY DO!

karmicsamadi86 9

Thursday 2 February 2012 15:24

So does mixing Claritin and Tylenol Arthritis for some weird reason

LennyComa 39

Thursday 2 February 2012 15:24

Just play a compilation of their songs with the "big hit" at the end and longer solos with no production techniques and that is pretty much it.

msjoyfull84 0

Thursday 2 February 2012 16:00

At least you remembered to go to the concert.

ManWhatsoever 6

Thursday 2 February 2012 16:04

Who says it is too bad to mix alcohol and medication !!! Doctors are an idiot. They say everything bad, I wonder if the water someday will be bad too. The truth is, you probably had black out from drinking too much and that's it.

CRC_101 31

Thursday 2 February 2012 20:16

Ha... Hopefully you never have to take a medicine that could do worse then, since you'd be the idiot who disregards the warnings. Blacking out isn't exactly good for the brain either, nor is it the worst that could happen. =J The grammar nazis would whisk you away in the night, by the way, if they saw your comment. X)