Gagging for it
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I wasn't trying to say that Ezio is Noor's father-in-law, I meant that Ezio would be one of the in-laws from the story if this was indeed Noor's house.
Tell them that female masturbation isn't a sin, according to the bible, because no "seed" is spilled, then make loud moaning noises from your room. Don't forget to shout "Oh GOD!!" several times. *runs and hides from angry mob*
of course she ment her toy lightsaber.
Isn't your husband with you, just do it with him and not scream or moan loudly.
Good grief if its that big of a deal and you hate the rules of their home rent a hotel room. Respect their home like you want your home respected. You don't have to agree or like it, but it's their beliefs. Be adult enough to deal with it instead of trying to ridicule their beliefs.
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It's two weeks -_-. Get a grip. I think you can survive two weeks without any of that stuff.
Go buy some?