Gagging for it

By comeuntome - 29/11/2012 19:42 - United States

Spicy
Today, it's the first day of my two-week stay at my in-laws' house. They forbid drinking, smoking, cursing, and anything even remotely sexual. I smuggled in my quietest toy to keep me sane in this holy house. If only I hadn't forgotten to bring the battery pack too. FML
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Same thing different taste

It's all downhill from here

By Anonymous - 06/10/2022 10:00 - United Kingdom - Farnborough

Today, my parents searched my room because yesterday they found one of my friends vapes in my bag, which they made me return. Sadly, they found a box vape with 2 e-juices and gave me a talking to. So now, I'm never allowed out of the house until I'm 18 (I'm 14 right now) and I'm never allowed friends over. Also, they're really mean. FML
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Top comments

TopBanana20 11

It's two weeks -_-. Get a grip. I think you can survive two weeks without any of that stuff.

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

I wasn't trying to say that Ezio is Noor's father-in-law, I meant that Ezio would be one of the in-laws from the story if this was indeed Noor's house.

crazy4uboi 6

You can't go two weeks without drinking, smoking, swearing, and anything sexual...

RedPillSucks 31

I suspect Noor looks at Ezio with something other than daughter devotion.

RedPillSucks 31

Tell them that female masturbation isn't a sin, according to the bible, because no "seed" is spilled, then make loud moaning noises from your room. Don't forget to shout "Oh GOD!!" several times. *runs and hides from angry mob*

nkklllll 4

But lustful thoughts are a sin . . . I don't know about you but sexual satisfaction usually involves sexual (lustful) thoughts.

Isn't your husband with you, just do it with him and not scream or moan loudly.

drller331 4

Good grief if its that big of a deal and you hate the rules of their home rent a hotel room. Respect their home like you want your home respected. You don't have to agree or like it, but it's their beliefs. Be adult enough to deal with it instead of trying to ridicule their beliefs.

johnny_derp 3

I like how people downvote my comments because they're true. people wouldn't be giving OP an eighth of the shit they are giving her if she were a man. I've seen it before. stop lying to yourselves.