Sports and Health: Game, set, and match

Game, set, and match

By Ouch - 19/07/2015 14:36 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I was at a professional tennis match. The ball was hit extremely hard, resulting in it going into the crowd. And when I say crowd, I mean my face. FML

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By Name - 11/07/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I was playing tennis with my friend. He hit a ball up high, and I slammed it down, thinking there was no way he would get it. Feeling pretty good about it, I turned around to celebrate. As I turned around, I got smacked in my face. He got it. FML

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By haileyjunkin - 22/11/2011 17:53

Today, I got hit in the face at a dodge-ball tournament. My entire mouth was bloody. The sad thing is, I wasn't even playing. FML

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Smooth moves

By Anonymous - 16/03/2023 10:00 - Canada

Today, I was trying out for a local basketball team, so I put extra effort into showing off my baller skills. Unfortunately, I managed to hit myself in the face with the ball, knocking out one of my own teeth. FML

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The name of that old man?

By thisblows - 11/04/2009 20:42 - United States

Today, I was at a professional hockey game. I wasn't paying attention and a puck was shot into the stands and hit me in the face. My mouth was bleeding and I lost two teeth. As I was trying to cough up my teeth the old man next to me shoved me over and stole the puck. Everyone cheered. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2015 06:25 - Japan - Tokyo

Today, I got hit in the face by a ping-pong ball. It hit me so hard, it burst a big zit on impact. FML

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You deserved it 3 240

By hopeless - 27/06/2011 14:09 - Canada

Today, I was playing tetherball with my younger brother. I get really competitive, so I threw it as hard as I could. It came around and hit me in the face. FML

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You deserved it 54 154

By iharethissomuxh - 11/11/2010 05:30 - Canada

Today, I played a volleyball game at my school. Not only did I miss the winning point, the ball hit my face in the process, which resulted in popping a big fat zit on my nose. FML

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You deserved it 5 242

By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 18:58 - United States

Today, I had a soccer game. A player from the other team hit me in the face. In the next half, she was the goalie and I was determined to score on her. When I finally got my chance to, everyone cheered, until I kicked the ball into the goal post and it bounced back and hit me in the face. FML

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By Tal - 26/04/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, I got kicked in the face at a soccer game. Everybody clapped. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2012 16:00 - United States

Today, I was pitching at a fastpitch softball game. The other team chanted about the ball being too high and almost hitting the batter in the eye. After throwing the next pitch, the ball was savagely returned by the batter, straight into my eyes. FML

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Monday 20 July 2015 10:03

Is the ball okay ?

cailey1234567890 24

Monday 20 July 2015 10:13

That's totally my luck. I kept telling my friend I didn't want to go watch her volleyball game because I knew I'd get hit. Finally let her convince me and as I walked in the door I got hit.

Comments

Cads1 24

Monday 20 July 2015 14:14

I assume since your face caught the ball you have the ball handling skills of a lesbian.

worldclassrager 39

Monday 20 July 2015 16:04

Better than a baseball or something like that..

SaffyKat 2

Monday 20 July 2015 16:22

You're pretty damn lucky it wasn't Aaron Williams that hit you.

Tarlachia 33

Monday 20 July 2015 17:04

Were you a Labrador in a past life?

The_Basileus 9

Monday 20 July 2015 18:29

Ohh, that must have hurt.

Steve_Dudley_UK 10

Monday 20 July 2015 19:45

American 'friendly fire' kills Afghan allies. Person gets hit by tennis ball while watching professional match. Just two of today's headlines. If it's a FML for being hit it the face with a soft ball what is it for the families of those killed in Afghansitan?