Gassy in 4/4

By nomwar - 17/06/2013 13:55 - United States

Today, I went to a new bar with friends. After arriving I became extremely gassy, so I planned a smooth release during the loud music. Little did I know, the bar occasionally dips its music to hear the guests singing. When the music turned off, all eyes turned to me. FML
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Catkam623 27

(Referencing a previous fml) I just realized how long ago I read that one.

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Benzypoop 6

How about you stop being a body shaming little bitch, and shut up.

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Ambient25 24

That's why you've got to do the "fart and cough"

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kurk626 11

haha during class I used to cough whenever I knew my stomach was about to grumble

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AshleyScruggs 14

look at how well coughing to cover up a fart worked for Peter Griffin.

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chanellgymnast 17

Should've just went to the restroom to avoid pure embarrassment!

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boredblonde 17

You either should have gone home or pretend it was the person next to you :/

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Bobskittens1 12

Go home? Why would you go home to fart? "Hey girls! I'll be heading out now.. I have to go home and fart. See you all tomorrow!"

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chowE_fml 4

Who ever smelt it dealt it!

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laya_fml 26

When we're up in the club, all eyes on us. I bet you made everyone want to scream and shout

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Enslaved 36

Whoops! I should have read comments first.

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RVAriverRAT88 9

I guess you really let the bass drop.

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kidsgotastinky 11

You sound like you're a gas at parties!

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samantha_224 2

Why didn't you just go to the bathroom?

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buddy51 23

OP, YDI. The only way you could have salvaged yourself would have been if you'd lit it as you blew forth! Everyone in the bar would have thought you were doing some kind of concept art piece and applauded you. As it is, everyone in the bar now knows you're a gassy douche and thinks you pee and in the pool and spit in other people's beer too!

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