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Gassy

By MuteNToot - 26/02/2015 21:17

Today, my friend was confiding all her problems to me over Skype. I pressed the mute button so I could let out a fart, forgetting I'd already muted it earlier. I broke several minutes of my own silence with a devastating wet one. Now she won't talk to me. FML

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By Gassy Gal - 21/03/2021 05:01

Today, I was feeling gassy at work so I used my mute button. Later on in the day, I realized my mute button was disabled. Everyone heard me fart and it's recorded. FML

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By wendtinmypants - 31/05/2014 15:05 - United States - Omaha

Today, I took out my phone and realized I butt dialed my girlfriend and left her a 4 minute voicemail of me farting in an echoing toilet bowl. FML

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You deserved it 9 217

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2020 02:00

Today, I farted during a Zoom call in front of our client. I thought mic was muted. My Team Lead had lot of things to say to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 149

You deserved it 783

By ShitHappens - 24/10/2011 05:04 - United States

Today, while on the phone with my boyfriend, I really needed to poop. Badly. He was in the middle of telling a story, so I figured I could get away with muting the phone while on the toilet. Halfway through, he suddenly went silent. I forgot to mute the phone. FML

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You deserved it 44 721

By Payte - 08/04/2011 05:31

Today, I was talking to a guy on the phone. I told him I'd be right back. I thought I'd put him on mute. Turns out he heard everything as I took the biggest dump I've ever taken. We haven't talked since. FML

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You deserved it 44 312

By CHStennis_4 - 03/09/2011 04:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML

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You deserved it 3 866

By ANNIEDBD - 23/03/2012 09:44 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, a client shouted at me over something that had nothing to do with me. She put such effort into shouting that she farted in my office. FML

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You deserved it 2 130

By FUUUUCK - 11/02/2014 20:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was Skyping with a guy I'm really into. I'm not supposed to Skype at night, so when I heard my mum coming, I minimized the window. She walked in before I could mute my mic and started bitching me out for flushing my tampons down the toilet. FML

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You deserved it 26 072

By workerbee - 27/01/2009 14:25 - United States

Today, I was on a conference call in my office with the door closed. I let out some loud farts and felt liberated. Forgot my phone was NOT on mute. There were only 3 people on the conference call - including me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 173

You deserved it 22 524

By Sabre777 - 17/08/2019 22:00

Today, while as a therapist, a client made an audible fart and pointed out that she had done so. Shortly after, she wrinkled her nose as she savored the odor. She began to discuss her significant trauma issues. Before I could respond, her fart wafted over to me, making any mature response pointless. FML

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You deserved it 163

leopardwilliam 22

Friday 27 February 2015 0:38

A true friend wouldn't mind a little flatulence

Tessa_11 19

Friday 27 February 2015 0:41

Why did you have it muted before that anyway??

Comments

Dick_diamond 22

Friday 27 February 2015 1:39

Sounds like you blew the chance at a real friendship. That stinks..

DigitalDoctor 2

Friday 27 February 2015 1:47

"And thats my final answer / sound"

MissBehavin77 18

Friday 27 February 2015 2:35

It's just a fart, everyone does it. Your friend should lighten up a little.

wallmaria 15

Friday 27 February 2015 3:18

HAHAHAHA if it was me that'd make my day

snickerpuss 9

Friday 27 February 2015 3:55

I would have carried on like nothing happened. And just pretend it's a random noise, nothing to do with me.

sxphysticated 17

Friday 27 February 2015 4:21

YDI for muting your friend when she was coming to you for help. It's not easy to confide in people and you blatantly disrespected her by putting her on mute before while she was just talking.

SookyLala 13

Friday 27 February 2015 5:25

Maybe you should read his fml again...

buckdharma 37

Friday 27 February 2015 4:23

In restless stream she talked alone In narrow bleats of garbled drone Neath the halo of a desk lamp Turnip and collards results in bold cramp When my ears were stabbed by the gas of a freon blight That split the night And touched the sound of silence