Miscellaneous: Geography major

Geography major

By dating a fucking idiot - 08/09/2012 19:16 - United States

Today, my father bet me $200 that since my boyfriend is "such a stupid shit," he wouldn't be able to locate Paraguay on a map. I gladly accepted the bet. Not only did he not know where it is, he actually accused us of making the country up. FML

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By . - 16/10/2013 21:05 - United States

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By twohoursclosertodeath - 26/01/2013 22:57 - United States - Austin

Today, I had to suffer through a two-hour long trivia game with my boyfriend's family. As if that wasn't annoying enough, my boyfriend caused the pair of us to lose by just a single point, because he answered "Quebec" to the question of "What is the capital city of France?" FML

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Saturday 8 September 2012 23:52

6 some people don't know where it is, doesn't mean you have to call them idiots. It's not like you were born and you already knew the whole map

Psych101 9

Saturday 8 September 2012 23:50

I'm pretty sure anyone with a decent education knows where it is. At the very least they should know that it exists.

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sietseld 13

Sunday 16 September 2012 17:55

That's a pretty steep bet to take on locating a foreign country. When I was in HS, I could have probably pointed out any country. But now I'm 27 and have forgotten most of the details. If you asked me to point out Paraguay, I might end up picking one of the countries next to it. I have a general idea of the area it is in, but not a perfect memory.