Miscellaneous: Geography major

Geography major

By dating a fucking idiot - 08/09/2012 19:16 - United States

Today, my father bet me $200 that since my boyfriend is "such a stupid shit," he wouldn't be able to locate Paraguay on a map. I gladly accepted the bet. Not only did he not know where it is, he actually accused us of making the country up. FML

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By . - 16/10/2013 21:05 - United States

Today, I convinced my father that "Juanito", our relative who needed money for immediate surgery in Mexico was a stranger attempting to scam him. I was $1400 too late. FML

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By twohoursclosertodeath - 26/01/2013 22:57 - United States - Austin

Today, I had to suffer through a two-hour long trivia game with my boyfriend's family. As if that wasn't annoying enough, my boyfriend caused the pair of us to lose by just a single point, because he answered "Quebec" to the question of "What is the capital city of France?" FML

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Saturday 8 September 2012 23:52

6 some people don't know where it is, doesn't mean you have to call them idiots. It's not like you were born and you already knew the whole map

Psych101 9

Saturday 8 September 2012 23:50

I'm pretty sure anyone with a decent education knows where it is. At the very least they should know that it exists.

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sfkayla 1

Sunday 9 September 2012 20:09

Okay, although I do know that it's a country, I have no ******* idea where it is. Most people don't. Come back when he can't find Britain or Alaska or some shit. Something most ppl at least know the general location of.

pharmacy 1

Sunday 9 September 2012 21:04

I agree with goumbush.. I've heard of Paraguay, but I couldnt point it out on a map

KiddNYC1O 20

Sunday 9 September 2012 21:07

Such a stupid shit.

okiidokii_fml 6

Sunday 9 September 2012 22:20

Is her dad seriouslly going to take her $200 she probably doesn't have.. I'm 13 and I know it's In south America and they speak spanish there.

cabelguy012 4

Sunday 9 September 2012 22:29

Its in south america

just_dandy20 2

Sunday 9 September 2012 23:14

No not everyone in America knows where it is. And from 2007-2012 High schools haven't been teaching much on continents and countries. More about the wars, and the economy and Europe and what not. Not so much South America. So I don't sit here and Judge because someone doesnt know. It's not like they were born with that knowledge they need to be taught, and MOST kids aren't these days. Especially with all the crap going on in the world. I'm damn sure teachers don't find it to be THAT important.

Harry641 13

Monday 10 September 2012 1:07

What a dunce. Haha. Well atleast it will be easy to outsmart him do you can get your own way.

greenmen 12

Monday 10 September 2012 2:17

Lol ! Geography class u weren't listening. They were once champions in soccer

Epikouros 31

Monday 10 September 2012 4:22

Nope, that would be Uruguay :)

CDeVeney92 6

Monday 10 September 2012 2:30

Idk what kind of world geography class y'all took but in mine they didn't tell us where every country in the world was and my school was a pretty damn big school in Texas who erased ds from their grade book so they took learning seriously but common sense says central or south America and that's how I found it