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By Anonyme - 30/08/2013 10:59 - France - Ivry-sur-seine

Today, a man in a hurry asked me for a light. Not being able to find my lighter amongst the muddle inside my handbag, I handed him my lit cigarette so he could light his. He took it from me, started smoking it and walked off. FML
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CallMeWindSock 24

Maybe it was a sign for you to quit smoking.

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HowieDoIt 21

Joke's on him! He took the ricin cigarette.

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str1kepa1n 16

Probably all the smokers that liked your comment haha.

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jw90 18

It's just a cigarette. Unless it was your last one. Then chase the bastard down.

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Alikia96 20

Why is this even an FML? A guy took your cigarette, yeah that's pretty wierd but I don't see it FML material.

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Sonotsuave 35

Good. Now you can enjoy some fresh AIR smoker

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Flowtastic 16

Do you know how completely silly that sounds? Everyone, smoker or not, enjoys fresh air each time they do this thing called breathing. Smokers just get it filtered with some nicotine, and chemicals.

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TheDrifter 23

Since there is no smoking indoors most places now, smokers get more fresh air than the non smokers that hide inside all day in recirculated office air.

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cinthiamcenteno 10

that's nasty, for all he knows you had herpes or some kind of disease.

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kinky44 28

Eating junk food does not kill you. It leads to problems later on that can kill you. Whereas smoking directly puts dangerous chemicals into your body. You can't compare smoking to eating food, its minimizing the dangers of smoking. Also drinking IS bad, but they're two completely different subjects.

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Elong8600 9

That's not that bad, it was only 1 cigarette. It would've been worse if he stole your handbag.

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KayZeep 3

So you were willing to hand a stranger something that goes in your mouth, and wanted to put it back in your mouth after? You don't know where his hands have been. You got off lucky.

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