Shopping, Scams and Kids: Get it while you can - FML

Get it while you can

By ::Tracy:: - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, a young boy helped me carry my groceries home. He then asked me to sign his sheet to certify that he had done half an hour of service to the elderly. I'm 46. FML

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Top comments

benji5399 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 16:05

well sometimes boys think tht 46 is old. it is basically.

catkat1988 17

Sunday 17 April 2011 16:05

This one made me laugh. The boy probably didn't mean any harm, but still not all that funny to you, I guess. FYL.

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evperry 2

Monday 18 April 2011 4:28

people live to be that old!?!?

eminem1712 0

Monday 18 April 2011 4:32

time to dye your roots.

FMLsOhilarious 6

Monday 18 April 2011 5:32

Maybe you look old.

batgirl_babygirl 0

Monday 18 April 2011 5:45

Young kids always think adults are old, no matter the age.

JHC88 2

Monday 18 April 2011 5:54

YDI for not embracing sunscreen and a proper skin care regime if you truly look old enough to be considered elderly at 46.

ginnylou 0

Monday 18 April 2011 6:03

wooow..you must have lots and lots of wrinkles...

SirSami 2

Monday 18 April 2011 6:03

it's called life

NickNack675 2

Monday 18 April 2011 6:20

46 is the new 82

EarAcheMyEYE10 2

Monday 18 April 2011 6:59

Ratings are as follows: #2, #105... vaaaaarrri niiice! #38-****** hilarious yet again sir!! ALL grammer Nazi's... fail Lastly, all those do-nothin-but-spend-my-parents-money-14 year olds.... just FO and do your homework! Thank you

littlejord007 0

Monday 18 April 2011 7:46

first reply!

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