Get me out of here

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my psycho stepmother and I got into an argument, and she started to get physical. After calling the police, and a cop showing up at the door, he took her side because she said it was "discipline". I'm a 29 year-old man. FML
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marinus_fml 19

You're never too old to be disciplined. Now get back to your naughty corner.

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fizzypop14 3

you should have left. and if you live there then UFO

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AhaMhuhaha 0

even if a girl is beating up a guy and hes badly injured, and he never touched her, cops will arrest or blame the guy. thats why they say if its a fight between a girl and guy, if the girl is 'winning' dont get involved.

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lifeisabitchandy 2

Pathtic that you live at home still but she prolly just wants you in a sexual way.

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ClingyOtter 4

Where does it say he still lives at home...?

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iloveabdallah 0

sucks thaf ur a guy if it was me i would kick that bitchs ass!! she anit my mama

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Jasonf6 0

take the cop to court along with her. Get him fired or fined for failing to do his job.

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magicjrey 0

you're a 29 year old man... hit the gym up for once and maybe you'll be able to take on a woman next time even if it's your mom. cause you saying you got beat by a woman and had to call the cops is sad...

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thekrammer 5

you should kick her ass!

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crystalrain17 14

I don't see how you being a man is relevant.

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