Get on with it!

By QuickieGirl - 16/09/2011 11:28 - United States

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Today, I realized my girlfriend thinks that the goal of sex is to get it over with as quickly as possible. FML
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chaoticxxxmess 3

She probably thinks its painful or uncomfortable.

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graciebaby1315 0

She's too young for you bro ?

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Buzzy123 7

First come first to go?

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kittea86 0

duh, sex sucks get the guy off and get to sleep

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kaykay20 0

With couples it's about the experience leading up to the ****** not just to finish and be done with it. Maybe try some new moves that will spark both your fancy's and make it more enjoyable.

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ifailplzinsultme 0

Yes all guys care only about themselves. You're not generalizing at all...

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CambodianAssHole 4

stop complaining... that's a dream girl. quick and easy

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perdix 29

No, she's got it wrong. It's *masturbation* that has the goal of finishing as fast as possible, and that's just to reduce your chances of getting caught. If you live by yourself, you could sit around watching hours of free internet ****, jerking it and icing it down everytime you come close to cumming. . . or so I've heard.

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lulzmylife 4

Yeah, that means you suck in bed. Here's a novel concept: instead of just focusing on your own desires, try talking to her and finding out what makes her feel good, and what methods you might use to satisfy her. Then do it. Self-centered people who don't care about their partners make the absolute worst lovers. Don't be one of them.

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