Get on with it!

By QuickieGirl - 16/09/2011 11:28 - United States

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Today, I realized my girlfriend thinks that the goal of sex is to get it over with as quickly as possible. FML
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chaoticxxxmess 3

She probably thinks its painful or uncomfortable.

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Mokiikom_fml 8

You are doing it wrong... If you weren't, she wouldn't feel that way! Either that or you two JUST got together. In any case, it's how good you make her feel that will determine whether she will continue feeling that way or not. Most women have no sexual pleasure whatsoever from conventional vaginal-only intercourse. To many, it's nothing but a boring chore at best and something painful to endure at worst. So unless you actually do something to make her feel good and change the way she feels about it, is it really surprising that she'd wish for the pain and bothersome activity to end fast?

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

Can you cite a source that says that most women feel no pleasure at all from vaginal-only intercourse? I'd really like to read it, since I'm not one of those people. I've only heard most women can't ****** that way, I haven't explicitly heard that they don't find it pleasurable at all.

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katt_is_here 24

@ #126 Yeah...no pleasure at all? Are you kidding me? I must be a freak of nature then, 'cause I LOVE it.

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death_rose567 4

Think of it like this... More sex and more time to do things :D

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Lorus_fml 12

Not enough time in a day. Just make it into a race!

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ferbreeezy 3

maybe you should get better at it then.

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jlperry31 10

do ur a minute man. it's ok, work on it dude. u can do things before you expect to have sex that will help u not be done so quik. look then up on net

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muddymark 0

What are you complaining about, that's fantastic.

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legitimmeee 0

Why date her then ?? Just saying (:

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