Get on with it!

By QuickieGirl - 16/09/2011 11:28 - United States

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Today, I realized my girlfriend thinks that the goal of sex is to get it over with as quickly as possible. FML
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chaoticxxxmess 3

She probably thinks its painful or uncomfortable.

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TheDrummingResul 0

Ron Jeremy pills!

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Sunshines_Rose 0

Your girlfriend thinks there's a goal with regard to sex? I think she watches a bit too much television, How old is she, 5? Because then you'd be considered a kiddie fiddler and she'd be paedo-bear's best friend. :|

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Mokiikom_fml 8

You are the one who sounds like they are 5. OP sucks at sex. Op's girlfriend isn't having pleasure, as a direct result of him sucking at it. That's why people would view sex as a chore and want it to be over fast. Because they're sleeping with someone who's bad in bed! Not because they watch TV.

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gatorkiss 0

Well duh.. Her show is going to be on in 5 minutes..at least she gave you some before it started.,let me guess she laid there and said "are you finished yet" ...

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clemcool_fml 0

I appreciate that you recognize the possibility that you over-analyzed it. The only reason I jumped on you is the way you worded the original comment: that she "had" the described issues, not that it was a possibility that she did. And with that, good day :)

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justanotherhuman 21

...sorry, I just saw a bunch of paragraphs and logic, annnnd feel compelled to add: articulation is sexy.

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asterik99 3

Make her ****** and tease her insistently, want's she wants it bad enough. Problem solved.

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guitarhitman18 4

my girl used to be like that, but i set her straight.

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missbadluk 0

Sounds to me like YOU'RE not doing something right. She's obviously not having very much fun while having sex with you. Maybe try some new techniques and try asking her what feels food to her. Just a suggestion! YDI-you dumb idiot.

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