Kids, Relatable, Awkward and Parents: Get out

Get out

By Anonymous - 10/08/2014 17:24 - Germany - Würzburg

Today, my mother kicked me out of the house because her new boyfriend needs my room. Evidently he also needs my credit card, passport, and wallet too, because she kept all three, while tossing everything else out on the lawn. FML

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By Leave me alone, bitch!!! - 20/11/2021 02:00

Today, I found out that my mother changed all the locks of the house and threw away all of my girlfriend's stuff. I don't know what the fuck happened there. I actually bought the house two years ago because I had enought of her being nosey and controlling with both of us. FML

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By cul8erqtpie20 - 03/01/2012 16:35 - United States

Today, I found out my roomie has lost her only source of income. This means I'm responsible for all the bills and the rent. I would kick her out and get someone else, but she's my mother. FML

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By FatalxDesire599 - 05/03/2010 15:39 - United States

Today, my mother stormed into my room shouting about how I never go anywhere and then tells me to go out "NOW" and do something. As she is pushing me out the door, her boyfriend walks in. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2015 22:24 - Canada - Sackville

Today, my crazy drug-addict mother kicked me out of the house after siding with my crazy, drug-addict aunt, who'd just threatened to slit my throat. FML

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Why mother, why?

By Gee, thanks mom - 15/02/2022 14:00

Today, my mother yet again chose to put my brother's junkie of an ex-girlfriend's needs and happiness above mine, despite the fact that she's stolen thousands of dollars and anything else of value from my mom's house. FML

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Clutter

By Anonymous - 09/01/2011 11:38 - Australia

Today, my mum is convinced I'm a hoarder. While I was out of the house, she went through my room and threw out stuff I "don't need." This included $500 worth of textbooks, a flash drive with crucial work on it, and my phone charger. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2018 15:00

Today, my girlfriend did the whole "break up with your boyfriend and kick him out of the house" thing from the movies. Except it's my house. She kept my stuff. FML

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Overreacting mom striked again

By Im homeless - 06/02/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, my mom kicked me out of the house because I missed my curfew and overslept at my boyfriend’s house. She said she’d let me back in on one condition: that I was still a virgin. My boyfriend’s parents won’t let me live with him. I’m currently staying in the Walmart restroom. FML

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Come back

By Anonymous - 01/11/2021 01:59

Today, after I got into an argument with mom's boyfriend, telling him to piss off because no one wanted him, and he did so, saying he was done putting in wasted effort, now he's gone I realise how much he did for us, or that his share of the bills paid the rent. We may lose our house because of me. FML

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By Deadcat101 - 10/07/2012 23:26 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, my unemployed mother decided to yet again stay home and drink heavily. So far she's kicked me out of the house, tipped over our sofa, and thrown her vibrator out the window. FML

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FrozenMusic 26

Sunday 10 August 2014 20:40

Wow I'm sorry that your mom's a bitch

flashback.miss 28

Sunday 10 August 2014 20:40

report them to the police. Choosing a new boyfriend over her son, disgusting.

Comments

sammiixoxo 12

Monday 11 August 2014 6:30

That's a shitty mom you have. Sorry op :/

Artures_way1 23

Monday 11 August 2014 7:15

Call the cops... He can't have those things without your permission.

Vanessa_Leeann26 17

Monday 11 August 2014 7:26

And mother of the year award goes to... OP's mom!

B00K_L0V3R93 31

Monday 11 August 2014 7:33

FYL indeed OP. That is awful and your mother is cruel to do that to you. I would immediately call the police, so you could at least get your ID, wallet, passport, credit card, etc back because she or her boyfriend have no right to keep it. Secondly, if you could not get it back, I would have cancelled all the cards so they could not use them. What your mother did was positively awful OP, I hope everything worked out in the end.

haydenzare 4

Monday 11 August 2014 7:41

Time to lay a bitch out.

miss_amphetamine 24

Monday 11 August 2014 8:34

What a ****. Call the police - that's theft - and then immediately call the bank to have them deactivate your credit card.

sNOOBie_fml 24

Monday 11 August 2014 11:04

Make it so they can't use your credit card. If she's as big as a bitch as I think she is, she will try using your money to please her boyfriend. He seems like an immature adult, since he apparently can't share the bed with her and probably is jealous or mad about you living at home. Sorry if I'm rude, but I'm really fed up with most human behaviors.