Phone calls, Texting and Love: Get out

Get out

By wtf - 14/03/2011 04:07

Today, I came back to my boyfriend's house where I've been staying to find all my things thrown outside, ruined, including my entire CD collection, textbooks and clothes cut up. All because I had left my phone there and had got a text from a guy saying, "Hi, how have you been?" FML

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You deserved it 8 966

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By Kiki - 08/03/2013 21:22 - Poland - Myslenice

Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 209

You deserved it 5 583

By XYZee - 22/08/2012 20:27 - United States - Rockmart

Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 952

You deserved it 2 009

By kenz - 06/12/2010 08:18 - United States

Today, I returned from a week-long vacation. My landlord told me he had let my boyfriend in my apartment to get something. I don't have a boyfriend. Everything in my apartment is gone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 422

You deserved it 2 557

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By Homeless without superbowl - 16/02/2023 16:00

Today, I got home and found all my things thrown out into the yard, including the stuff from my mancave, which I spent thousands of dollars on. Apparently, my girlfriend stopped for a visit while my wife was home. I’d stupidly given her a key. Turns out my wife called out sick today. FML

I agree, your life sucks 133

You deserved it 4 825

By Danielle - 06/06/2011 19:00 - United States

Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 804

You deserved it 4 072

By Mel Hahn - 17/09/2017 16:00

Today, I walked out of my boyfriend's house to see my car window smashed in and my steering wheel cover stolen. I was only staying at his place because there had been a rash of vehicle break-ins in my neighborhood. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 711

You deserved it 290

By gkline09 - 06/08/2009 05:28 - United States

Today, I walked out to my car to see a broken window, a bunch of stuff missing, egg shells, and a note that read, "Stop banging my boyfriend." I haven't had anyone in my love life for over a year. FML

I agree, your life sucks 61 094

You deserved it 3 085

By uvagirl - 05/07/2013 01:32 - United States

Today, I came back to my apartment after moving most of my stuff out. Upon returning, I learned that my now ex-roommate drank all of my alcohol and threw away my things, thinking that I had forgotten them. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 289

You deserved it 3 848

By Iamlonesometonight - 26/03/2017 18:47

Today, my now-ex dumped me at a house party, which I then couldn't leave, as all my things were at his house, where I was meant to be staying. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 318

You deserved it 339

Tell me the reason

By who knows - 05/02/2020 14:00 - United States - Mankato

Today, someone took my phone away. Why? Because I was texting my ex-boyfriend who cheated on me with one of my friends. FML

I agree, your life sucks 583

You deserved it 3 446

mariet_fml 23

Monday 14 March 2011 11:55

Make him pay to replace everything, then dump him. Take legal action if needed.

PreludeToADream 0

Monday 14 March 2011 11:50

Wow that really sucks. Paranoid boyfriend much?

Comments

Belthazor_fml 5

Monday 14 March 2011 13:58

Look at this! Look at what your kind has to put up with!!

Mach10 0

Monday 14 March 2011 14:33

FYL not spotting an abusive failure of a man. Could have been worse: this kind of twat does sometimes wait until you get home. Here's some free advice from a compassionate stranger: less of the post on FML, more filing of the police report and getting restraining order. note: FYL is provisional. the second you take him back because "it'll never happen again!" it becomes YDI.

lorianngie 0

Monday 14 March 2011 16:11

well said. very well said.

emilyexplicit 0

Monday 14 March 2011 14:47

FYL, I hate it when people mess up my CD collection.

auto_da_fe 2

Tuesday 15 March 2011 0:15

I would've been angry about the clothes too.

EvilDave 13

Monday 14 March 2011 14:48

Don't complain too much. Women do that crap all the time.

kingtz 6

Monday 14 March 2011 15:06

Yeah, when a woman does this, it's considered "comedy" and is featured in some shitty romcom or people assume the guy deserved it. Now when a guy did it, all you women are freaking out...

rattusrattus 18

Monday 14 March 2011 15:21

And that's the reason I consider romcoms shitty. I get how are you messages from guys all the time. My boyfriend gets them from girls. Not. Acceptable. Behavior. From OP's hopefully ex-boyfriend. Or from anyone.

wtftoria 1

Monday 14 March 2011 15:28

I think it's more that the punishment didn't fit the "crime".

haeckels_embryos 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 1:52

Romcoms are usually written by guys. Just thought I should put it out there.

ScrabbleBabe2010 0

Monday 14 March 2011 14:58

I hope you pressed charges!

Flipflops4ever 0

Monday 14 March 2011 15:02

Really we need a Stupid Girls with Loser/Childish/Psycho Boyfriends section, there r too many of these...& any sensible person shd b relieved at losing such a bf than posting on FML presumably appealing to the readers how unfairly she has been treated (& maybe even hoping he'll take her back)

kingtz 6

Monday 14 March 2011 15:07

We DO have that section, it's called "Love"...

sarcastic_life 0

Monday 14 March 2011 15:11

the blunt truth. i totally agree

Jonny26 0

Monday 14 March 2011 15:02

Deserved it

AntoshaChekhonte 6

Monday 14 March 2011 15:14

DTMFA For the Dan Savage uninitiated, dump the ************ already. First it's your stuff that's ruined. Next thing you know, it's your face. Get out of there. Any adult who cannot handle your contact with other people (another guy or not) has serious issues. And it doesn't ******* matter who the other guy is. It wouldn't matter if the other guy had texted her about an orgy later that night. Anyone who solves relationship problems with violence is trouble.