Get outta here

By JMcKay - 26/01/2012 03:36 - Australia

Today, I found out that if a jock calls you a nerd in the street and you retaliate with a witty comeback, be prepared to run. Fast. FML
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BeaterOfTheDrums 15

Stand your ground. Everyone knows a jock can't see you if you don't move.

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akallaan 7

So you then joined the track team, had brains and bronze, and stole the head cheerleader from him? Like a boss?

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cheriloowho 0

The 80's called. They want their movie plot back.

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ih82bl8 2

Aaaw, I wuda beat him up for you!! Poor guy :(

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chubby_choco 17

>_> Way to enforce a bullshit stereotype, Jock. OP, at least you're smarter than that muscle-headed dumbfuck will ever be,

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captainburke 5

**** him he's a bully. And sometimes running is the best option :)

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PsychoKittie 7

U: well ill be working as a scientist being paid 1,000 dollars a week and ull just work at mcdonalds being paid a dollar a day :3 ** later running down the street** UR JUST MAD CAUSE ITS TRUE!!!

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worldclassrager 39

Did you get away alright? If not get well soon...it's safe to say you learned a lesson...

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deemarie13 14

Have you learned nothing from 90's movies???

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