Get outta here

By JMcKay - 26/01/2012 03:36 - Australia

Today, I found out that if a jock calls you a nerd in the street and you retaliate with a witty comeback, be prepared to run. Fast. FML
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BeaterOfTheDrums 15

Stand your ground. Everyone knows a jock can't see you if you don't move.

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akallaan 7

So you then joined the track team, had brains and bronze, and stole the head cheerleader from him? Like a boss?

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karmicsamadi86 9

Don't worry, when he's pumping your gas in ten years, we'll know who really won in life ;)

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Rach227 8

I REALLY wanna know what that witty comeback was :)

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lolyeahthatsme 11

He was just upset because he didn't get your witty joke.

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Dcm210 19

wear steel toe shoes or boots and give him a good kick in the shin.

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richboii 0

or just stop being a nerd.

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lolyeahthatsme 11

You can't just stop being a nerd. It's like telling a black person not to be black.

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erikababyy 0

good for you for standing up for yourself!

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KiddNYC1O 20

Should've thrown your glasses at him for a minor inconvenience. (Family Guy-Superman scene reference.)

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