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By Confession - 16/05/2016 02:07 - Belgium

Today, I've been begging my boyfriend to get us a dog for months now. This morning, I noticed he'd bought some toilet paper with dogs printed on it. I asked him if it was a sign. He replied, "Yeah, one you can stick up your ass." FML

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By Ash_U - 19/08/2017 16:00

Today, I had to dig through my dog's poop again because I thought I saw a worm, but it was just the remains of the paper towels my husband leaves all over the house. My efforts to make them both stop have obviously fallen on deaf ears. FML

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Monday 16 May 2016 17:34

It's your fault for trying to get him to agree to something he clearly doesn't want.

zeffra13 31

Monday 16 May 2016 17:46

"Begging my bf to get us a dog"? You mean "trying to convince my bf we should get a dog" right? Not begging like a little kid to make someone buy you something expensive? I love dogs but you don't sound mature enough to take care of one.

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Ravenbird0072 11

Wednesday 18 May 2016 4:54

I don't think OP meant she was literally begging her boyfriend to go spend his money on the dog for her. The term begging can be used as a figure of speech. She probably meant that she was asking him if it would be okay to have a dog, since she really wants one, and she's been trying to convince him. No, she shouldn't force him to get what he doesn't want. However, there's nothing wrong with trying to convince someone of something. Since she's been asking him and trying to convince him instead of running out and getting one without his knowledge, I really don't see the problem.