Geyser

By awhmaaan - 27/02/2012 15:55 - United Kingdom

Today, after suffering with bad constipation and having to eat special bread to get me to go, I have practically just pooped out a week's worth of food in 15 minutes, and I'm still going. I've passed the ring of fire stage, now I just can't feel my asshole. FML
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Vulpes21 6

Did you finish before posting this. Or are you like a war correspondent on the front lines?

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AnnieHodge03 0

Dont forget to flush!

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ar7198 2

Same thing happened to me except they had me this stuff to drink,it is quite unpleasant.

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vickyeng 1

I know - totally have the same problem too!

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joylee23 0

Omg omg omg grodyyyyy D:

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Yeah, putting it on FML actually caused his constipation. What an idiot.

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hahaleym 0

I would be embarrassed if I posted with FML

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hahaleym 0

Uhhhh perfect to know???

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stickytack 7

So when that happens, the first thing you do is pull out your iPod and FML it? Strange…

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bwilson9893 1

And you posted this while you were still on the toilet? "and im still going"

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