Geyser

By awhmaaan - 27/02/2012 15:55 - United Kingdom

Today, after suffering with bad constipation and having to eat special bread to get me to go, I have practically just pooped out a week's worth of food in 15 minutes, and I'm still going. I've passed the ring of fire stage, now I just can't feel my asshole. FML
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Vulpes21 6

Did you finish before posting this. Or are you like a war correspondent on the front lines?

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funky303 6

Don't forget to flush regularly or you'll get a Bono

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cinderella10383 6

Just wanted to say yes FYL OP.... However I have IBS and this is a weekly occurrence for me. You're lucky it's a one time thing. Vomiting weekly, weeks worth of food coming out and extreme pain all through your stomach. It sometimes takes 4 hours to get through it all!

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SweetPerfectionn 3

You're on the toilet when you wrote this? Feel better, OP.

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Psycho_Babydoll 26

Oh well... A clean colon is just one less thing to worry about!

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argybargy 3

This too shall pass.

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J9DeeZy 4

That sounds..just, tragic.

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MuleCrater 1

Going through all that, and in the middle of it, the only thing you can think of is logging on to FML and sharing it with us. TYVM....

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Betyboop15 0

Holey shit sounds like you shiting bricks

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bubo_fml 10

Shout out to your house mates to bring you the fireplace poker. Hook one end of the turd & start pulling...After all, ya can't feel your ring piece, so ya might as well try to hurry the situation along...

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