Geyser

By awhmaaan - 27/02/2012 15:55 - United Kingdom

Today, after suffering with bad constipation and having to eat special bread to get me to go, I have practically just pooped out a week's worth of food in 15 minutes, and I'm still going. I've passed the ring of fire stage, now I just can't feel my asshole. FML
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Vulpes21 6

Did you finish before posting this. Or are you like a war correspondent on the front lines?

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TheNinjaBacon 8

So r u sitting on the toilet writing this or wat?

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Ibeatmyself 3

at least u got passed the ring of fire stage

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daddydesi 0

I want some bread like that!

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firefly319 7

WTF bread did you eat?! I'm sad to admit that I googled to see if I could find it before commenting.

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j3ebrules 13

That was the biggest case of TMI I have ever read from a stranger.

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RedWingedAngelx 3

Ouch. That sucks.

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writergirl23 19

Try one four-hour shit. Brings new meaning to 'pregnancy constipation'.

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DomoLaDii 8

that's disgusting lol

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CrazyShayn 0

And it burns, burns, burns, the ring of fire, the ring of fire...

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