Painful and Health: Gimme the drugs - FML

Gimme the drugs

By Richmond24 - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I got all four of my wisdom teeth out. My mom didn't get my prescription for painkillers because she thought I'd get addicted. FML

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Brettttt 0

Friday 30 July 2010 1:20

Parenting Fail.

Richmond24 6

Friday 30 July 2010 2:25

you're funny but you see the thing is my mom is a health nut so there are no tylenol, advil, or any of that stuff in my house, but your right I MUST BE THE B1TCH FOR SHARING INFORMATION, you're right im a B1tch and your awesome for hiding behind a keyboard. YOU SIR ARE MY HERO.

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fiery_ginger 0

Friday 30 July 2010 1:21

damn dude hahaha sucks

mollylollypops 0

Friday 30 July 2010 1:21

10th!

georggx 3

Friday 30 July 2010 1:22

that's really silly..

CartmanKicksAss 0

Friday 30 July 2010 1:22

that fuckinnnnnnnn sucksssssss

ndizzle 0

Friday 30 July 2010 15:33

False.

Sharibrieezy 6

Friday 30 July 2010 1:23

OUCH! That sucks! FYL!

nateball 0

Friday 30 July 2010 1:23

ydi for being a druggie. Teach her a lesson and get drunk and yack in her purse

np3043 0

Friday 30 July 2010 1:26

been there done that

finalyearsofhate 22

Friday 30 July 2010 1:27

if you had a good oral surgeon, it shouldn't be horribly painful after. just take some advil for the pain and swelling, and you should be good.

5t3ff1k4h 44

Friday 30 July 2010 1:28

English, please.

Sarah__Louise 0

Friday 30 July 2010 1:28

ouch thats not good... find some paracetamol or something in your medicine cabnit maybe?

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