Girl boss

By dating walter white's gf apparently - 06/04/2013 19:13 - United Kingdom

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Today, while going down on my girlfriend, I finally managed to give her an orgasm. During that orgasm, she tore out a clump of my hair, causing me to scream in pain. She scowled and said, "Ah shut it, ya little bitch." FML
I agree, your life sucks 59 120
You deserved it 13 417

Same thing different taste

Comments

ashhleyrenne 4

And this should be the story of "The final time I went down on that bitch"

ayizzlex 4

Well at least someone got pleasure out of it? Hope she returned the favor!

You can trade with me, I like girls like that, mine hates sex.

Next time, right before she has an ******, put it in her ass and say, " ehh this is me getting over it "

Joey_Fingers 4

Thinly veiled bragging at it's best

She wants you to be her submissive.. I guess be glad that it was only a clump of hair.

why are you complaining about getting her off? you're way ahead of the game already, most can't get there partner off, even if they're being told that they are. and you've got proof you did a good job, the bald spot on your head. it'll be funny some day, suck it up. so she's a bit of a vocal freak, better that then a lifeless shell just laying there thinking about tomorrow's to do list, right? enjoy it well you have it! if it bugs you that much, go talk to her, nothing else you really can do but that.