Give me strength

By wtbfiber - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my stomach muscles are still sore from yesterday. Not because I was doing sit-ups or working out or anything, but because I have to work that hard to take a dump. FML
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saIty 17

ARRRRRHHHH!!!!!!! *Ploop*

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Spazz420 7

Seriously try hemp hearts. Seeds that taste kinda like sunflower seeds. Helps with pooping. Within 24hrs and is natural and doesn't give u The *****

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ladywhitestripes 2

you might develop more than pains in your stomach... can u say "hemorrhiods"

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friedbunnies 9

Try some fiber.

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Rain4lovee 0

I recommend drinking more water

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Timmeeh 17

Consider some Weetabix for breakfast and an apple (with skin) for lunch.

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someindiandude 6

Three words: authentic Indian food.

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hurrican_fml 0

A trip to the hospital might be benifital.

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NagatoPain 4

And I read this in the bathroom while taking a dump......:)

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projudy 9

Go see a doctor because straining like that is so bad for you D:

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