Go home dad, you're drunk

By DogDoingScience - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Czech Republic

Today, I ran into my father. He was drunk and singing in the street. At 1:25pm. FML
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Wheredidgrungego 12

Yeah, it's funny because he was actually having more fun than you were.

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MizzErikaHart 8

It's 5 o clock somewhere.

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AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12

Why didn't you join along and sing with him? It would've been a great father/son bonding moment :'D

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pimpdadisam 0

Or father/daughter

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aknuth1103 6

Did this "run in" in the middle of the street include a car by any chance?

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TheBigFailer 0

you were also drunk and singing in the streets? Now that's father son bonding!

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kenjames 4

Watch where you're going next time.

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serey2310 7

It's a wonderful, time of the year, with people singing in the streers and drinking at the bars, its all fun and ******* dandy

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

FYL, drunk people are obnoxious as hell. I've only met a couple of people who are good drinkers.

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drawmesunshine 17

Your picture is horrifying.

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Kirashai 9

31 - ...says the guy whose name is "ShroomsOnAcid"...

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

Did I say anything about shrooms or acid? I said drunk didn't I? Alcohol is perhaps the worst substance you can use/abuse.

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drawmesunshine 17

How is alcohol even remotely close to the worst substance you can abuse? Have you or anyone or your friends tried meth lately? Or heroine? Your statement is ridiculous.

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

Yes I do know people who use both. But I was going a different direction with my statement. I wasn't referencing physical effects, as sometimes what you gain from the experience of using a certain drug can be worth the damage. But of course most people don't see it that way, as everyone's got a different purpose in life. But I'm certain this will be misunderstood as well.

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drawmesunshine 17

So... Alcohol damages people on a mental level more so than, say, LSD or other drugs?

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Sir_drink_alot 20

I know what he is talking about, I was so happy when my meth addict doctor could help remove all this bugs from under my skin

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cupcakegirl93 8

Should have recorded him.. Maybe he could have been a YouTube sensation.

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bullrider92 19

Or at least have good ammunition for when dad finds op drunk and dancing in the street.

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