Embarrassing, Drunk, Relatable, Awkward and Parents: Go home dad, you're drunk

1:25 P.M. ??? Okay, so he had a liquid lunch. I hope you joined him in a verse or two, then safely escorted him home. Cherish this time together, he'll be gone one day....

RileySue50 10

Thursday 1 September 2011 20:11

Did you join him? :)

chronicxxl 0

Friday 2 September 2011 16:19

Take me...

bricking_shits 4

Thursday 1 September 2011 20:22

If you lived in a totalitarian state you wouldn't have this kind of problem, now would you.

Airick_TheGreat 2

Thursday 1 September 2011 21:05

Give him a break he's an old man!!!

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