Go home, you're drunk

By spartanson - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, my football coach thought it would be a good idea to get drunk, run to the other sideline, and scream, "WELCOME TO SPARTA, BITCH!" This would've been funny if he weren't also my dad. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 013
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there's always someone to say something like that...

Hey, Justin, you seem like a pretty cool guy. Wanna bang?

SirEBC 7

Back the **** off, midnight; he's mine.

Back of SirEBC. we all know you'd rather bang the dog anyways. Let's all be honest with ourselves, here. -.- How about a deal between you two. Midnight gets "Justin" the 50 year old pedo, and SirEBC gets the dog. Yeah, bro. that's what I'm saying, bro. that is hot, bro. record that shit, bro.

ok sounds good. but who gets figureskates? I think she's feeling left out

every1luvsvag 10

Dibs on figureskates, bitches!

buhemith780 2

hello Figureskates I would like to chat some time if you would like.

"but who gets figureskates? I think she's feeling left out" SHE? That is lies and bullshittery. Everyone knows girls on the internet are all really the 38 year old from that other FML and Chris Hansen.

67, is correct. I, like Justin, am a 50 year old pedo. however, I think figureskates might be a real girl... if so, come to my van... I has candy >:D

62, you're a lot older than her, dude... *gasp* this means.... RUN FIGURESKATES!!! RUN!

lol I'll be making my way to your van right now missbunny :) I love candy!

67 - you're totally right. I am a 67 year old man, just creeping the Internet for pretty little boys like yourself.

candy is sounding superrrrr good right now

BugsBunny1 4

Missbunny! all this time together and you never mentioned you were a pedo?! My life is ruined :(

willsman100 0

so I guess ur always up for a chat?lol. I'm Dan. u?

Allie_Bear 0
sourgirl101 28

Some people might not know it's your dad... Like some of the people in the stands. :P

enonymous 8

I didn't know Xerxes coached football. it is a small world after all

enonymous 8

Xerxes would be the person who was yelled at then

stevenJB 25

No he would just yell at his assistant coaches from the bench.

tell him he has to pay rent and get a job or he's on his own

sorry guys! wrong fml. my phone always does this to me :(

YDI for letting him live there that long.

I think you meant to reply to the FML above this one. :)

CommonSenseKarma 17