Go home, you're drunk
By spartanson - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
By spartanson - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
I want YouTube footage of this! :D
he seems like a pretty cool guy to me!
and you seem like a pretty cool girl
there's always someone to say something like that...
Hey, Justin, you seem like a pretty cool guy. Wanna bang?
HEY **** YOU *****, I CALL DIBS.
Back of SirEBC. we all know you'd rather bang the dog anyways. Let's all be honest with ourselves, here. -.- How about a deal between you two. Midnight gets "Justin" the 50 year old pedo, and SirEBC gets the dog. Yeah, bro. that's what I'm saying, bro. that is hot, bro. record that shit, bro.
*off
ok sounds good. but who gets figureskates? I think she's feeling left out
haha I think I'm good :)
"but who gets figureskates? I think she's feeling left out" SHE? That is lies and bullshittery. Everyone knows girls on the internet are all really the 38 year old from that other FML and Chris Hansen.
67, is correct. I, like Justin, am a 50 year old pedo. however, I think figureskates might be a real girl... if so, come to my van... I has candy >:D
62, you're a lot older than her, dude... *gasp* this means.... RUN FIGURESKATES!!! RUN!
I call dibs on Figureskates.
lol I'll be making my way to your van right now missbunny :) I love candy!
67 - you're totally right. I am a 67 year old man, just creeping the Internet for pretty little boys like yourself.
and I get you! sounds like a win
candy is sounding superrrrr good right now
did someone say candy?
Some people might not know it's your dad... Like some of the people in the stands. :P
it was leonidas that said that :-)
YDI for letting him live there that long.
I think you meant to reply to the FML above this one. :)
Fail grammar is fail.
hahaha
Keywords
Your dad is Charlie Sheen?
you should kick him over yelling, "THIS. IS. SPARTA!"