Dogs, Awkward and Transportation: Good boy

Good boy

By macattack - 02/09/2011 02:29 - United States

Today, I was in my car with my window down at a red light. Outside, a sweet old lady was sitting on a bench with her dog sleeping next to her. I yelled out the window to tell her how cute her dog was. She replied, "He's dead" and cried. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2010 00:03 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of a couple of months texted me that she was very sad because her puppy had just passed away. Feeling sorry for her, I bought her another puppy of the same breed. I wrapped it in a blanket and placed it on the passenger seat and went to pick her up from school. She sat on it. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2017 15:00 - United States - Sainte Genevieve

Today, I asked if my friend wanted to come meet my dog and give him a treat. We were walking to my back yard, her holding 3 hot dogs, when she said, "I think your dog is dead!" I said, "No, he's just old and sleeps all the time and won't wake up until you pet him because he's deaf." He was dead. FML

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The Rainbow Bridge

By fishyrael - 30/10/2019 20:00

Today, at my job at a pet store, my boss told me to go outside and hand out flyers. I saw a man sitting on a bench and walked up, saying, "Hi! Do you have a pet?" He teared up and said, "I just put her down this morning." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2013 16:47 - United States - Trenton

Today, I left my dog in the car while I quickly ran into a store. I came out to a woman smashing at my window, screaming that it was too hot in the car for the dog and saying I was being inhumane. The car was still running and the air conditioning was on. FML

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By octoberrain - 12/10/2011 15:41 - United States

Today, my upstairs neighbor was leaving the parking lot, and stopped to wave. I smiled and waved back, only to realize that she was saying goodbye to her cat, who was sitting in the window. FML

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By Brittany - 03/02/2010 05:03 - United States

Today, after calling my boyfriend and telling him that my dog had just died, he hesitated and stuttered, "She was old, sick, and suffering. Babe, it was her time to go." He then informed me he had to go to his friend's house and hung up. My dog was two years-old, in great health, and was hit by a car. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2011 05:40 - Egypt

Today, I woke up, patted my dog and kissed his nose. He was dead. FML

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By jennabean - 12/08/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, I was in the car for 8 hours driving home from North Carolina with my family. We brought my dog along and I was petting her for most of the ride. I thought she fell asleep, so I continued to play with her. She never woke up. I played with a dead dog for almost an hour and a half. FML

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By Harejordan - 04/02/2009 16:44 - United States

Today, I was driving and stopped behind a person at a stop sign. Their car didn't move for about 1 minute. I got out of my car yelling at the person. It was an old woman. She wasn't breathing. FML

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By meteorbabe0101 - 14/04/2009 02:11 - United States

Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

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mackenzie2323 5

Friday 2 September 2011 8:40

It's kinda weird that a little old lady is just sitting around with her dead dog

Mercedes16 7

Friday 2 September 2011 8:39

Awh. That's sad. :/

Comments

kathuzada 6

Friday 2 September 2011 9:29

Why did you talk to a stranger

mrahhhhh 21

Friday 2 September 2011 10:00

Because you touch yourself at night.

mynameis1339 0

Friday 2 September 2011 9:37

Yeah, and also...

Wheredidgrungego 12

Friday 2 September 2011 9:42

She killed it. We ALL know.

Tweelock 0

Monday 24 October 2011 10:37

Shut the **** up. You are so far out of the zone of funny that

mrahhhhh 21

Friday 2 September 2011 9:58

That's scary. Her having a dead dog next to her on a bench, I mean.

alexrox8286 0

Friday 2 September 2011 10:12

So she just decided to take her dead dog with her while going for a walk... Sounds fun

LedZeppelin1109 0

Friday 2 September 2011 11:36

I cant help but picture that situation the other way around.

jlh2283 1

Friday 2 September 2011 11:48

Do you normally scream to random people on the side of roads? Your peculiar... This only makes sense if it is a one way street because if she was on the passenger side of your car you insane for screaming that close to a random old lady and if she was on your side you would of had to scream through the traffic flowing... Makes no sense, either your a liar or you should be evaluated...oh and a person with a dead dog on a bench is weird too...

goobergirlie 5

Saturday 3 September 2011 0:59

Stfu

khau3535 4

Friday 2 September 2011 12:14

Thats really sad. and for those of you asking what she was doing with a dead dog- get a life. she was probably taking a break from walking and her dog died. imagine how the lady felt going for a walk with her friend and having it die with no way to get it off the bench. i hope op at least offered to help her