Sex, Weird and Intimacy: Good girl

Good girl

By bianca131 - 10/11/2015 03:42 - Australia

Today, I was having sex with someone I've been casually seeing. He got all weird during it, and said, "That's a good girl". Once he left, I told my housemates about it. Now every time I do something nice for them, they respond, "That's a good girl". FML

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Douche

By YouDontSay - 10/05/2015 15:35 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I had sex with a guy I've liked for ages. We were lying in his bed afterwards, and he mumbled the word "happy". I thought it was really sweet, until he repeated himself. "My girlfriend probably won't be too happy about this." FML

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Dirty talk

By awkward - 22/02/2014 05:39 - United States

Today, I was having some kinky sex with my girlfriend. When I said "You've been a bad girl", she looked at me wide-eyed and asked very seriously, "What did I do?" FML

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Comeback

By sadguy - 18/02/2009 22:07 - United States

Today, I was having sex with a girl I really like for the first time. After a while I told her I was about to come. Her response, "Lucky you." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2017 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML

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Good girl

By Anonymous - 28/05/2019 06:00

Today, I went on a Tinder date with a guy who said, "Good girl" whenever I said anything that he agreed with. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2014 18:46 - United States - Swartz Creek

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend, and I cheekily told him about something I'd read that's supposed to feel really good during sex. I then heard his sister sarcastically say, "Yeah, that does feel pretty good". Apparently he'd had me on speaker the whole time. FML

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By CBBP - 31/03/2009 15:35 - United States

Today, I was having sex with this girl I met in stats class when my roommate walked in. He started applauding and said, "$20 bucks for me! I knew you weren't gay!" Him and my other roommate had a bet. They are my best friends. FML

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Classic

By ouch - 09/08/2009 01:56 - Brazil

Today, while entering the building I live in, I walked into my neighbor who winked at me and said last night must have been great. After I asked why, he said he could hear my girlfriend moaning and screaming, and that I must be pretty good at it. I was just coming back from a week overseas. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2010 22:24 - United States

Today, I was telling my friend about how my boyfriend never does anything nice for me. Confused, she replied, "That's odd, he's always doing nice things for me." FML

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Scolded

By oopsies - 08/01/2010 01:07 - United States

Today, after having sexual intercourse with my boyfriend, we went downstairs to find his parents had come home early and had heard everything. I then received a long scolding from his mother of how I'd disrespected her house. My boyfriend received a high-five and a thumbs-up from his dad. FML

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ragnarok1540 39

Tuesday 10 November 2015 11:12

Did he at least give you a treat and a belly rub afterwards?

coming back in the future 30

Tuesday 10 November 2015 11:15

That's a good girl.

Comments

Silk_Routes 14

Tuesday 10 November 2015 12:00

ur mates are cute

Cads1 24

Tuesday 10 November 2015 12:04

Some times it is better to shut up and say nothing. This being one of those times.

HeadlessSparrow 20

Tuesday 10 November 2015 12:30

Posting this on FML, that's a good girl

Le_ponderer 14

Tuesday 10 November 2015 12:56

There is an unspoken social rule OP: Whatever you do not want repeated about you, do not say to anyone's hearing (except your priest & psychiatrist). Not all information is meant to be shared.

batmanfredi 13

Tuesday 10 November 2015 13:17

That's actually normal. It's part of the daddy/little girl fetish. A lot of people are into it.

AScooterman 12

Tuesday 10 November 2015 13:21

Dang how much older than you was he? Does one of you get a discount at the movies?

clair_brodie 35

Wednesday 11 November 2015 8:01

Why is that strictly for daddy/little girl? When reading this my first thought was kink in general but not specifics like that.

APHPrussia 19

Tuesday 10 November 2015 13:22

If you ignore them, OP, then they'll forget about it very soon. Don't get mad at them and just casually change the subject. Or you could ask them to stop, but that might now work.

amanda810 10

Tuesday 10 November 2015 13:25

I have think I know why he said that.. well maybe. its a BDSM(bondage, dominance, sadist, masochism) thing. If he's into that. The dominant says things like that to the submissive to tell her shes doing a good job at pleasing him. The submissive commonly refers to the dominant as sir, master or daddy, depending on what both the submissive and dominant like.