Sex, Weird and Intimacy: Good girl

Good girl

By bianca131 - 10/11/2015 03:42 - Australia

Today, I was having sex with someone I've been casually seeing. He got all weird during it, and said, "That's a good girl". Once he left, I told my housemates about it. Now every time I do something nice for them, they respond, "That's a good girl". FML

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Same thing different taste

Douche

By YouDontSay - 10/05/2015 15:35 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I had sex with a guy I've liked for ages. We were lying in his bed afterwards, and he mumbled the word "happy". I thought it was really sweet, until he repeated himself. "My girlfriend probably won't be too happy about this." FML

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Dirty talk

By awkward - 22/02/2014 05:39 - United States

Today, I was having some kinky sex with my girlfriend. When I said "You've been a bad girl", she looked at me wide-eyed and asked very seriously, "What did I do?" FML

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Comeback

By sadguy - 18/02/2009 22:07 - United States

Today, I was having sex with a girl I really like for the first time. After a while I told her I was about to come. Her response, "Lucky you." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2017 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML

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Good girl

By Anonymous - 28/05/2019 06:00

Today, I went on a Tinder date with a guy who said, "Good girl" whenever I said anything that he agreed with. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2014 18:46 - United States - Swartz Creek

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend, and I cheekily told him about something I'd read that's supposed to feel really good during sex. I then heard his sister sarcastically say, "Yeah, that does feel pretty good". Apparently he'd had me on speaker the whole time. FML

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By CBBP - 31/03/2009 15:35 - United States

Today, I was having sex with this girl I met in stats class when my roommate walked in. He started applauding and said, "$20 bucks for me! I knew you weren't gay!" Him and my other roommate had a bet. They are my best friends. FML

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Classic

By ouch - 09/08/2009 01:56 - Brazil

Today, while entering the building I live in, I walked into my neighbor who winked at me and said last night must have been great. After I asked why, he said he could hear my girlfriend moaning and screaming, and that I must be pretty good at it. I was just coming back from a week overseas. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2010 22:24 - United States

Today, I was telling my friend about how my boyfriend never does anything nice for me. Confused, she replied, "That's odd, he's always doing nice things for me." FML

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Scolded

By oopsies - 08/01/2010 01:07 - United States

Today, after having sexual intercourse with my boyfriend, we went downstairs to find his parents had come home early and had heard everything. I then received a long scolding from his mother of how I'd disrespected her house. My boyfriend received a high-five and a thumbs-up from his dad. FML

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ragnarok1540 39

Tuesday 10 November 2015 11:12

Did he at least give you a treat and a belly rub afterwards?

coming back in the future 30

Tuesday 10 November 2015 11:15

That's a good girl.

Comments

alicecooperfan 18

Tuesday 10 November 2015 13:58

Well done Draco, well done.

mld4657 28

Tuesday 10 November 2015 14:38

ydi by telling them op. now be a good girl and fetch my coffee

Richard6036 13

Tuesday 10 November 2015 14:43

Their just being humorous ,

Scorpio01 16

Tuesday 10 November 2015 15:53

Nice fyl.... That's a good girl.

JerryClark 17

Tuesday 10 November 2015 16:20

Do you usually tell everybody when something like that happens during sex?

Sathane 21

Tuesday 10 November 2015 19:13

YDI. You tried to tell them to ridicule him and got burned yourself. Good. Maybe next time you'll keep your private life private.

leogachi 15

Wednesday 11 November 2015 1:18

@37 She told them something weird that happened, it doesn't necessarily mean she wanted them to ridicule him.

Snaxia 12

Tuesday 10 November 2015 19:34

I don't see how it's all that weird. He could've been trying to dirty talk? At least he didn't break out a bondage kit or something.

heavenlyassbutt 11

Tuesday 10 November 2015 19:39

Y did u tell them?

xTommytheGUNx 15

Tuesday 10 November 2015 19:45

I'd do that

bad_boyfriend 10

Tuesday 10 November 2015 20:00

Yeah, I say stuff like that all the time during sex. Never had a bad reaction from calling a woman a "good girl" during sex

9a_1z 12

Tuesday 10 November 2015 20:56

Is that just because you attract a type of girl who doesn't mind being a bit submissive in the bedroom though? Personally I'd find it a bit of a mood-killer, like OP did.