Good guy

By notsomuchinlove - 07/08/2009 08:55 - United States

Today, I had a seizure at my boyfriend's. The second I began to seize, he cursed and picked me up, dropping me on the floor complaining, "Now I have to clean the damn couch." I had urinated because I had no control over my body. The couch is still stained. He dumped me for ruining his furniture. FML
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looooolz 0

awe, what an ignorant weiner.. I'm sorry :(

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plutosaplanet 0

well at least now you can find a guy who can actually HELP you when you are seizing. and now that you are not seizing and free of that jerk you get to laugh when you think of what you did to his couch =)

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Edenbeam 19

FYL, for your [now ex-]boyfriend is a grade A jerk. You're better off without him.

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Helldozer 0

What a ******* asshole fuckhead. My girlfriend has this condition, and I would NEVER act like that with her. What a ******* douchebag I'd snip his tiny nuts off if I were you. What a twat, seriously.

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bbobe900000 0

fake... this is absolutely unbelievable. but on the off-chance that this IS real, YDI for dating someone who could possibly be that much of a low-life. I still don't believe it though. take away the last sentence, yeah, it's believable. but as it is, just no.

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xkaitlinwhitex 0

does that mean if someone gets stabbed he'll complain that they are bleeding on his couch?

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chrismace 11

Wow, what an ass hole. I would have kicked him in the balls and walked away.

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kunaamatata 0

wow, i'm sorry. what a dick! and to everyone who is being disrespectful, they're dumbasses. **** them! =]

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yowzerz 5

what a d-bag, you're better off without him.

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