Good guy

By notsomuchinlove - 07/08/2009 08:55 - United States

Today, I had a seizure at my boyfriend's. The second I began to seize, he cursed and picked me up, dropping me on the floor complaining, "Now I have to clean the damn couch." I had urinated because I had no control over my body. The couch is still stained. He dumped me for ruining his furniture. FML
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looooolz 0

awe, what an ignorant weiner.. I'm sorry :(

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plutosaplanet 0

well at least now you can find a guy who can actually HELP you when you are seizing. and now that you are not seizing and free of that jerk you get to laugh when you think of what you did to his couch =)

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deliapearl 0

no he dumped you because he didn't want to have to keep cleaning up after every seizure. it sounds like a FML, but you are better off w/o this douche.

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Nate25 0

I must say, I don't really believe this one...

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Nate25 0

holy crap pimpin88, your a stupid jerk, you know that? maybe she did tell him, it seems like he knew what was going on... I can't believe you got this mad over nothing... your a pathetic loser. period.

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foilqueen 0

To #163/ pimpin88: You are so, so wrong. Why would someone deserve to have a seizure, or to be broken up with for unintentionally urinating on his furniture? Do you really think that her boyfriend, if notified earlier, would have been accepting of what happened? Seriously, if the guy broke up with her for that, I don't think it would have made a difference whether he had known or not. Any kind or compassionate person would have his couch cleaned and forgive his girlfriend, unless there was an underlying issue in their relationship. pimpin88, you did not teach her anything. You responded to her story with unusually harsh and pointless advice. I didn't realize that people with compassion and sympathy were "little hippie pothead *****". Grow up a little before you come back.

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shnibz101 0

WTF r u ok?!?!?!?!?

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giganticbrain 0

"I had a seizure at my boyfriend's." is not a full sentence. Sure, it may be implied that you meant his house, but it's still not a complete sentence. SO you deserved it for sucking in terms of grammar.

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stryker0530 0

listen ydi for having a seizure i would have dumped u and made u buy a new couch he isnt a dick hes rite i hope u swallow ur toungue and die!

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literalmanchild 0

when i rape you and drop you off in some seedy alleyway somewhere, you had better not report it to the police since you deserved it for being such a ****

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ashamalashama 0

wow he and everyone else who thinks that yu deserved that are assholes.. you deserve better !

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Pururun 0

Holy hell. You're better off without him. And stryker, thumbs WAY down.

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skgirl 0

omg thats horrible your better off with out him ok dont be sad not your fault

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skgirl 0

your ****** up how the **** she gonna have control of having a seizure?? thats too stryker0530

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