Good guy

By notsomuchinlove - 07/08/2009 08:55 - United States

Today, I had a seizure at my boyfriend's. The second I began to seize, he cursed and picked me up, dropping me on the floor complaining, "Now I have to clean the damn couch." I had urinated because I had no control over my body. The couch is still stained. He dumped me for ruining his furniture. FML
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looooolz 0

awe, what an ignorant weiner.. I'm sorry :(

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plutosaplanet 0

well at least now you can find a guy who can actually HELP you when you are seizing. and now that you are not seizing and free of that jerk you get to laugh when you think of what you did to his couch =)

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literalmanchild 0

HOLY SHIT HOW DO YOU DO THAT THING ON YOUR KEYBOARD WITH ALL THE CAPITAL LETTERS MAN THAT'S ****** AMAZING IT REALLY ADDS SOME EXTRA OOMPH TO YOUR STATEMENT BRAH

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tinuelena 0

Also, might I add this... to all the people who are like "You should have told him," etc... well guess what, sometimes people feel embarrassed by their medical conditions because of DOUCHEBAGS like you who think epileptic people are weird, gross, etc.

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margie4peace 11

Liar! If you were really seizing, you would not have known what happened during it. Can you say Pseudoseizure? That's a psych diagnosis. So you are either nuts or lying.

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falloutgurl517 0

The douche of a boyfriend could have told her, dumbass. So, just don't jump to assumptions until you know the facts, and hey, then it wouldn't even be an assumption.

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rocker_chick23 27

OP's ex probably told her what happened.

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amelia417 3

I have epilepsy and I know when I am having a seizure or am about to have one so you don't have to be a douchebag and you minus well get your facts straight before you go calling people a liar

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Deemon_Cat 0

Pff, he's an asshole. Get someone who cares about you more than his furniture. ;O You deserve better than that :3

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darkangel522 0

That is just horrible for your bf to act like that! Seizures are a serious, dangerous and potentially life threatening things. You deserve someone who is going to be supportive and help you as best he can while you are seizing. You deserve way better.

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lisaledger 0

what a douche. i think were missing the point that he actually picked her up and dropped her on the floor again. be happy you're not with him

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aravol 0

My condolences. I believe horrible revenge is in order in this case. Also, find yourself someone who's less of an ass next time. Shame you didn't manage to sock him during the episode. He totally would have deserved it. :D

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