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By notsomuchinlove - 07/08/2009 08:55 - United States

Today, I had a seizure at my boyfriend's. The second I began to seize, he cursed and picked me up, dropping me on the floor complaining, "Now I have to clean the damn couch." I had urinated because I had no control over my body. The couch is still stained. He dumped me for ruining his furniture. FML
I agree, your life sucks 95 156
You deserved it 7 685

Same thing different taste

Top comments

looooolz 0

awe, what an ignorant weiner.. I'm sorry :(

plutosaplanet 0

well at least now you can find a guy who can actually HELP you when you are seizing. and now that you are not seizing and free of that jerk you get to laugh when you think of what you did to his couch =)

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DollxFace 4

You people are idiots, You can too remember things when you go into seizures. My aunts boyfriend has them and he remembers everything after having them. Everyone is different. In my bio class I had to do research on this topic. Sometimes you black out, Sometimes you don't. Either way the guy handled the situation as an asshole should handle it. If you care about someone you do things to make them feel better, Especially if they just had a ******* seizure.

Ugh... that's horrible... he's the kind of guy that makes other guys look like insensitive assholes... FYL indeed.

lacedheadbands 0
falloutgurl517 0

Douche, why don't you learn the ******* facts before you go an a rant. Does it ever say that she was prone to seizures?! No, it doesn't. So I'm giving her the ******* fish.

sadiesykes 0

ew I'd be pissed too. ooh no pun intended Banaba

that fish analogy doesn't even make sense. god you're a moron.

Clever_Sleazoid 0

I'd go piss on everything in his house... Asshole.