Good job, son!

By peeepeee. - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while taking a drug test for a volunteer job, I found out that I have a "shy bladder". It took me ages to pee into a cup. I was congratulated and clapped for by complete strangers when I finally left, all for taking a piss. FML
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snavula 0

A drug test for a volunteer job? That's outrageous. What's wrong with a drug addict who wants to help? They're not getting paid..

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loveyababe 0

had that happen before. sucks

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Luna_LoveIsGood 0

I had that happen to me a few years ago at school. It took me forever to finish a Unit Test and when i finally finished they all clapped 'cause they could finally talk and not be quiet. now i take tests in another room

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setpratwet 0

That's ****** up!

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MrPoog 0

I once experienced shy bladder next to an emo kid in the bathrooms. A little bit of pee came out, then it stopped. Then I burst out laughing. ...way to be awkward.

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Alanna_Vicious 0

Hahaha Just a few hours ago, my friend told me that he had this & why he hated going out in public because he just, well, I'm sure you understand.

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commentor56 0

Clap for them, see how they feel

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24788 6

That really bites and they are dicks.

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whythefuckme 0

congratulations on ur piss

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coffeennicotine 0

Not really a FML. They still need a "who cares" button

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kts1996 0

Wow! That must have sucked !

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