Good job, son!

By peeepeee. - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while taking a drug test for a volunteer job, I found out that I have a "shy bladder". It took me ages to pee into a cup. I was congratulated and clapped for by complete strangers when I finally left, all for taking a piss. FML
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snavula 0

A drug test for a volunteer job? That's outrageous. What's wrong with a drug addict who wants to help? They're not getting paid..

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loveyababe 0

had that happen before. sucks

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krupster 0

What are FML's coming to these days.. Get over yourself.

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briana83 0

I love these pretentious people who say asshat things like "why is this an FML?". No one said it would feel crappy if it happened to you. Get over yourselves, seriously.

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texxxasissouth 0

People are complaining that this isn't an FML because it's not. All he/she did was pee in a cup and have people clap for him/her. Seriously. Kids are dying of AIDs in Africa. That's an FML. This is exactly why most other countries hate America and the West. Because we bitch about pissing into cups.

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briana83 0

@150-- I must have missed all the FMLs about AIDS and starving people in Africa.

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Yulia_fml 0

I wonder when people will FINALLY get the concept that "FML" does not literally mean that this person's entire life is ******. It means an embarrassing or hurtful experience happened to them.

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jellyfilled 0

#41 get over yourself- seriously its this persons FML so who gives a shit of you dont think/like this fml??!!

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jellyfilled 0

#156 thank you for putting it in perspective for some RUDE people *cough cough #41 cough*

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