Good job, son!

By peeepeee. - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while taking a drug test for a volunteer job, I found out that I have a "shy bladder". It took me ages to pee into a cup. I was congratulated and clapped for by complete strangers when I finally left, all for taking a piss. FML
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snavula 0

A drug test for a volunteer job? That's outrageous. What's wrong with a drug addict who wants to help? They're not getting paid..

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loveyababe 0

had that happen before. sucks

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_FYL_ 0

Lmfaoo that's really funny =P And STFU #15 you weren't even close to first nor did you even include a comment! I agree wit #2 :3

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chea_chea 0

What I want to know is how much was your privacy actually invaded? Did they actually WATCH you as you pissed into the cup or did you get to go into another room and do it, and they just waited for you? Depending on the circumstances my sympathies are with you, or you need to work on your paranoia..

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girl0589 0

omg that happened to me last week! i had to carry around a biohazard bag with the cup in it until i could pee! soo embarrassing... and since i drank so much water to try to pee in the cup then i had to pee sooo bad the whole time i was having my mri!

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supremegmn 1

i have the same thing....3ppl csn piss in the amount of time it takes me

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daffyduck69 0

How do u know if a fml u write makes it?when do u know?

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BaldOuting 0

i've had to do that, it's awkward but i always try to drink lots of water before so that even if i'm shy i am ready to go.

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awesomehuman 0

Ouch that sucks I feel bad for u and ur normal bladder

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