Good job, son!

By peeepeee. - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while taking a drug test for a volunteer job, I found out that I have a "shy bladder". It took me ages to pee into a cup. I was congratulated and clapped for by complete strangers when I finally left, all for taking a piss. FML
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snavula 0

A drug test for a volunteer job? That's outrageous. What's wrong with a drug addict who wants to help? They're not getting paid..

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loveyababe 0

had that happen before. sucks

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DonovanE 0

That happens to me too lol no fun

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l00pyph33r 0

Wooohooo o ya u took a piss woooohooo. Is that wat they did

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mannyandmo40 0

Hahaha!! Shy bladder!! ^_^

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Powahouse 0

sounds awesome. would have laughed my ass off if it was me in that situation.

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psychomonkey712 0

hahahahahah i had this happened to me in my college physiology lab...we had to get our own urine samples and when i finally came back my roomate was laughing as i got weird looks from all the girls

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wombatkid 0

This happened to me when I was going through the medical check-up for getting into the military. They really stare at you to make sure you aren't tampering with the urine sample you are giving. I couldn't pee for the longest time. Guess I'm not used to having an audience when I pee.

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callmespitfire 0

it's funny if you didn't steal that from the movie "Waiting"

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Hive_Node 2

Happened to me. Guy was like "Should I turn on the faucet?" I said, "It wouldn't hurt." Then I had to tell him to turn it off. After 10 minutes of staring at an empty cup under my penis I convinced him to leave. I failed the drug test.

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briana83 0

I get "shy bladder" sometimes too

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