Good job, son!

By peeepeee. - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while taking a drug test for a volunteer job, I found out that I have a "shy bladder". It took me ages to pee into a cup. I was congratulated and clapped for by complete strangers when I finally left, all for taking a piss. FML
I agree, your life sucks 46 022
You deserved it 4 544

Top comments

snavula 0

A drug test for a volunteer job? That's outrageous. What's wrong with a drug addict who wants to help? They're not getting paid..

loveyababe 0

had that happen before. sucks

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MrBadLuck 0

Someone just finish watching "Waiting"?

love4all4 0
gatorchomp15tebo 0

I'll have the spaghetti basket!

ohreally123 0

I have a shy bladder too ): That's why I down 6 glasses of fruit juice before going to do a urine test, hah.

Be proud and at least they clapped and have respect.

no_fml 0

it's taken me two hours before.

eggwhites 0
tradit03 0

Congratulations on your achievement n good luck with the new job.

magz123 0