Good job, son!

By peeepeee. - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while taking a drug test for a volunteer job, I found out that I have a "shy bladder". It took me ages to pee into a cup. I was congratulated and clapped for by complete strangers when I finally left, all for taking a piss. FML
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snavula 0

A drug test for a volunteer job? That's outrageous. What's wrong with a drug addict who wants to help? They're not getting paid..

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loveyababe 0

had that happen before. sucks

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snavula 0

A drug test for a volunteer job? That's outrageous. What's wrong with a drug addict who wants to help? They're not getting paid..

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GreekYogurt 26

You have to be careful who works for you. Doesn't matter if they're getting paid or not.

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musicman_1017 0

Hahaha, I hate that. Same thing happened to me man, NOT fun. But I didn't get a round of applause either :( Got the job though!!!! LOL :D

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look_its_me 0

wow that stinks...at least you got applause though and not wierd stares ^and you were not first^

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NoneOfTheAbove 0

Well maybe they were proud of you...no need to fml jk Yeah FYL

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chucksax 0

I can't pee into a cup either. I don't use urinals if there's anyone else in the room!

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ps15 0

for some reason i found this fml really really funny haha

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