Good job, son!

By peeepeee. - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while taking a drug test for a volunteer job, I found out that I have a "shy bladder". It took me ages to pee into a cup. I was congratulated and clapped for by complete strangers when I finally left, all for taking a piss. FML
I agree, your life sucks 46 022
You deserved it 4 544

Top comments

snavula 0

A drug test for a volunteer job? That's outrageous. What's wrong with a drug addict who wants to help? They're not getting paid..

loveyababe 0

had that happen before. sucks

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jethockey 0
ithedarkknight 0

dude I'm in the same boat as you... when i go to the doctor and they ask me to pee in the cup thing i get so mad because its like... gosh you really want me to piss in this and then your gonna go anaylze it and what really sucks is everytime i do it its always a cute nurse who takes the cup or bunch of ppl near by making it so embarrasing jeez!

Omfg that is not even bad. You fuckng drama queen bitch.

hugecock 0

I hate that feeling that people are watching when you per

zee209 0

I'm like that too, actually..It really sucks!

lucky4317 0

It's beacuse you whack it too much